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I WANT TO BE CONFUSED AS TO WHAT I'M LOOKING AT
[hidden comic]
No surprise he wants more curves while that figure has only one side.
“Mom, Dad, I’m coming over so you can meet my new girlfriend. Her name is Lisa – Lisa Jous.”
I guess he finally grew a spline and got the nerve to ask her out, eh? That’s a sine of progress!
Plot twist: he falls in love with a plank.
… and the plank dumps him for someone “plankier”
TRIBOOB LADY FROM TOTAL RECALL! YES, MY DAY IS COMPLETE.
GIMMIE A CIRCLE!
This one is excellent!
His voice has the most impressive power to transform women with his voice.
Confusingly put.
He likes his women like he likes his math: SINE WAVES!
Because “real women” are just sine waves.
you mean a whiny voice like an air raid siren?
Tell him to try the Ladies Apparel Dept. at Walmart.
He should just marry the space-time continuum.
So…does it technically mean he “circlejerks”?
Lumpy Space Princess has met her perfect match
I only date French curves
To be fair, the Möbius scarf doesn’t admit an inner curvature. Yes I am a geometer, what gave me away?
Hey, the third one’s got three boobs. Three. Boobs.
grandma?!?!?
Fractal bitches be where it’s at.
Lumpy space princess is next.
Think of a women whose body resembles bubble wrap and you be getting warm on how curvy he wants his women.
This woman only has one ass…. she is of no use to me.
Ia! Ia! Eharmony R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
I always wondered what they did with lipo-suction fat until I saw panel #3!
Eccentrica Galumbits…..The Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six
Best alt-text ever.