hope that pizza didn't make you ''have a feel'' and want to ''kill yourself''
Welcome to the future, where instead of flying cars you have comics on the internet. Sorry.
It was a robot dinosaur fighting a ninja pirate bacon zombie . . . and then the delivery guy rearranged it after he saw his tip.
Ah, I see you frequent Reddit.
*every meme website ever.
I dare you to say something about narwhals and bacon. I double dog dare you.
The only reason no one has flying cars is because no one wants flying cars… they’re terrible on fuel, require tons of training in comparison, and require a lot more than just an oil change every few months.
We *have* flying cars, at a technical level, even at a consumer level, it’s just that no one wants one.
I actually prefer internet comics to flying cars, so it’s okay.
In hindsight, they shouldn’t have named the business “Memo’s Pizza”.
Sooo, you’re tapping my phones now?
Just like the notes mom left me!
So, allergic to internet memes, I see.
They drew a lion on my box when I asked for it… That guy must have been an asshole.
Him and his buddy from work were suppose to order each other a pizza just for fun.
I prefer disrespectful pizza. It makes devouring it all the more enjoyable.
Ah, so someone else also hates the “having a feel” phrase. Good to know.
Ooo! Extra spit! Magnificent!
Yes, but you have to pay extra for Extra Spit.
Hey, we don’t actually know what is ON THE BOX.
And maybe they simply arrange pepperonis into “Fuck You” by default. Cos it’s Fuck You Pizza 24/7 or something.
This is exactly what I would do if I worked at a pizza parlor.
I love you guys.
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