It only counts as playing with fire if you had fun
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And then Wes and Tony get sued for leaking the plot to; Ghost Rider-Origins
Sure interrupt her in the middle of an important phone call with her friend and then tell her it’s not important.
Real good, boy. Where did you grow up a barn.
Well, what do you expect from a mother with no pupils and no nose? The poor blind woman with no sense of smell has no way of knowing her son is on fire…
Children should be seen and not heard. Seen in a cheerful holiday conflagration.
Comments like that is burning sarcasm.
His name is Sarcasmo, not “HaveaNiceDayo.
Well it makes sense that happened to him, considering he’s a Red Shirt. Duh. Why do you think his mom wasn’t surprised at all?
NOW I know what I’m reminded of-
That Halloween episode of the Simpsons where Groundskeeper Willie burnt to death.
In related matters, have you tried converting your children into partial or complete skeletons through the cleansing properties of fire?
Significant reductions in food costs and only a moderate increase in vengeful poltergeist activity.
To be clear, we’re only asking if you have; we’re not actually advising that you undertake such an action.
Oh, hey, by the way, you should call the Medical Examiner.
Man, I’ve been there before…
And then when you did tell her what it was “Why didn’t you tell me sooner! This is very important!!! AHH!!! Growing up rage!!!
On the bright side, I know what I’m going to be for Halloween…
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