A comic! Be sure to come back on Friday to check out the last installment of the first season of ASP Shorts!
Diprosopus is a recessive allele on the X chromosome, so it often appears in the male members of families. I have a Ph.D, I know these things.
Hats are an expression of the soul, and can be worn matching or clashing with style. Unfortunately, he is pairing a a hat with a lovely mint-green scheme with a disgusting mustard yellow. Imagine dipping mints in mustard; vomitrocious. I have a Ph.D, so I am knowledgeable in this area.
The small building looks like a 9-Volt battery, and the right building looks like I’m on drugs. What? I have a Ph.D, I don’t do PCP.
As a man with a girlfriend with a Ph.D, I recommend dissociatives to anyone wanting to get over how tragically useless it was to get a Ph.D.
As a postgrad working on a Ph.D I want to know if it’s permissible to use this line of argument in my thesis.
Am I doing it right yet?
Wtf mom, no. And how did you know I frequent this website?
Son go to your room. Mom come back to bed !
How can it breathe under that hat?
Hat is lime green. Brrrr…
Is pretty cooler without his hat!
Can he eat braaaiiiins with this mouth to directly upgrade his?
I don’t get it.
The joke is that sometimes bald people do an unconvincing job of covering up their baldness using hats.
He’s known as “Janus” in competitive eating competitions.
Yeah, well that had better be brain food.
Jeremiah; redshirt guy thought yellowshirt was trying to hide the fact that he’s balding. But he’s actually hiding the extra mouth.
Would hate to see what’s under his pants.
Vestigal Pug Dogs:
One man’s secret shame. Coming up next, after the weather.
Too much Cronenberg during the last few weeks, mon…
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