The prison cell they put him in hung from the ceiling of the mess hall, with a 360 view. Now and then he’d whistle while they cleaned out the droppings, pecking at the water drip on the side of his cage.
‘One day I’ll fly out of here’, he thought, flapping his arms in hopeless determination. ‘One day…’
He had just read Lebbeus Woods “War and Architecture”, and that birdhouse was his masterpiece. Meanwhile all the murders were done with a lawyer-sized hammer.
Shoddy Carpentry isn’t a life sentence…But it should be!
what if he just made 16 crappy birdhouses?
Aw damn… an appeal.
That’s a winning argument.
In addition to the murders he violated several bird permitting requirements and bird building codes.
Entrapment!
As a man who’s career is to fix what nurses break, I would consider the ‘crimes’ justifiable. That birdhouse on the other hand is an abomination!
Won’t someone think of the poor little birdies?!
Secret comic is right on the money
That lawyer looks incredibly similar to Stephen Colbert. Which just serves to make this better.
+1 Comedy Central points!
The prison cell they put him in hung from the ceiling of the mess hall, with a 360 view. Now and then he’d whistle while they cleaned out the droppings, pecking at the water drip on the side of his cage.
‘One day I’ll fly out of here’, he thought, flapping his arms in hopeless determination. ‘One day…’
He should’ve said that he nailed 16 girls. Or that he got hammered 16 times. In both cases, the lawyer’s hammer would be useful too…
He had just read Lebbeus Woods “War and Architecture”, and that birdhouse was his masterpiece. Meanwhile all the murders were done with a lawyer-sized hammer.
That birdhouse is horrific. What a monster. I’m normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case I’d make an exception.
He didn’t want to admit that they were actually not notches, they were just normal belt holes. He was ashamed of his weight.
Damnit Phil! Why didn’t you say spice racks? You made dozens of them in shop class.
…I should’ve said spice racks.
Great, I decide to take a break from bar review and what do I get? Well, great legal advice. Someday I hope to do cross that well!
In this comic: a man finds no shelter in his nest of lies
where did the wood come from for that terrible birdhouse?
Stephen Colbert, attorney at law!
“Also, now his prints are all over the murder weapon, your honour.”