Good morning, here’s a comic. If you’re reading this in the afternoon or evening, sorry, you are too late for the good morning.
Raggy? Ru rail ron re ror ray reesome?
Shaggy? You bail on me for a threesome?
he is overreacting
Thanks Captain Obvious, for pointing that out.
Aaaand this is why I don’t watch sitcoms, rom-coms, or Knicks games.
Oh no! I just ran over my neighbors dog. What kind of highjinks will happen next?!?!?
Hello Bill? Yeah, I just ran over your dog.
Worst. Sitcom. Ever.
Females are reasonable?
That’s how I knew this was based off of fantasy – no woman is reasonable or rational when it comes to changing a date. Sarah probably went home to cut herself and become all goth…
Low self esteem = easy lay
Cutting = Goth fashion, which is sexy!
This comic strip is very reasonable, but it is very unreasonable for a man to look pregnant.
Drama King is worst Drama Queen sitcom evarr!
Am I the only one who noticed “Octuburr” ?
Btw, what sitcom is this comic parodying ?
All of them
Also, his calendar makes a “female” sign ( the ” ♀ ” ).
That was awesome. AWESOME goddamnit! Dear TV and movie writers: take a lesson from this comic strip and its hidey, they are the solution to bad writing cliches that should have died a long time ago.
“Mr. Furley, I’m not actually gay, I’m straight and the girls are straight and we’re sharing an apartment and there’s no hanky-panky going on which you can obviously hear since you live right underneath our unit. Also, this is Santa Monica in the early ’80s which means we’ve got strong rent control protecting us, and cohabitation laws were overturned at the end of the last decade, so even if we were fooling around there wouldn’t be a darned thing you could do about it. How about we take you down to the Regal Beagle and buy you a drink though, try to get you some action?”
The world’s only one episode sit-com.
All you need for two dates in one night to work is a sink in between to wash off the funk. *audience groan
Are we going to be seeing an official “ASP – 12 month Windmill and Bad-Pun Calendar” in your merch section?
Sarah must be up to something.
Haha, I love ASP.
The “Reasonable People” Sit-Com was canceled about five minutes into the first episode, making it the “Second fastest canceled TV series that actually started.”
“Situation Averted” currently holds first, at 45 seconds. The show was about the main character and his life, while preventing easily preventable disasters from happening with reasonable foresight.
Wait… so this means Sarah’s free and looking for a date?
Now’s my chance!
What is that wacky device with the pig-tail cord he is speaking to?
I think it’s “rotary iphone dock”.
How did he even manage to dial her number with those hands and those buttons…?
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