Here’s a comic today despite Wes sunning himself on a rock while Tony turned into a fish.
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Really, all cows can talk if you count mooing.
it was the humane thing to do…
It was the human thing to do.
the cow is so happy in the second panel!
also looks happy on the third… and tasty
Drugs will do that to you!
And, on the side, he plays polo. How many whacks with a polo mallet does it take to do in a cow, talking or otherwise?
Just let me check.
It takes 60 or so whacks. Gotta make the good times last…
not funny, my great aunt was a talking cow.
My Grandmother is a talking cow.
But don’t tell her I said that.
That’s Some Cow!
Why’s he using a hammer?
Fun of course!
Because he’s just that hardcore.
By Gods, that cow’s face is horrifying.
Don’t kill me, I have a chin!
Talking cows taste better anyway.
The screwed up thing to me was that he bludgeoned that cow out in an open field.
I wish the hidden comics had hidden comics.
Spoiler Alert: It isn’t his cow!
its my cow!!!
ASP comic has talking cows and singing chickens, but our beloved GodSlug at the bottom of the page never gets to say anything.
What do you mean he doesn’t say anything? Why, GodSlug has been talking to me for years! Now granted, its mostly about how I should sacrifice unbelievers and burn stuff, but still…
Lucky bastard!
Whoa I forgot our good friend God Slug was down there. Forgive me God Slug!
Not sure how long it’s been there, but I see that hover text can now be seen on mobile devices. Awesome feature, awesome comics, keep it coming.
He was probably just two steps away from taking over mankind. Killing him was the only option. That and he’s probably super extra nummy!
He should probably back off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…
If I were a cow that wanted to take over the human race, I think the first thing I’d learn to say is “Hey man, don’t kill me. I can talk!”