''Don't try to stall me with your Battlestar Galactica theories.''
Here you go, a comic served up hot and fresh. Be sure to let it cool before eating it along with your computer.
Not shown: The flamethrower melting all the son’s My Little Pony figurines outside on the street.
You know that guy who shoehorns his religion into every single thing? Like if you say that you’re going to the lake, he says “You know, Jesus walked on a lake. Maybe you should get to know Him better there.” That’s who you sound like right now.
I love you so much for that comment.
i hear voices
lol im never shaveing and im also an 8 year old
I don’t even want to know what he’s trying to teach him in the hidden comic.
He should have just used the flamethrower from the start, two birds one flaming stone.
If the secret comic unfolds as I think it will, he’ll have two flaming stones to worry about.
Gah, my comic was too hot! I said lukewarm! I except some compensation!
I almost decided to shave my sweet moustache when I read this.
I guess he does look a bit like the Captain of the commercial towing spaceship USCSS Nostromo with that beard and the cargo pants (and thus the need for the flamethrower)…
I have a beard/mustache… And I love cargo pants. But I’m ambivalent about BSG, so I guess I’m gonna be a-ok!
Seriously though, what is wrong with cargo pants? SO MUCH STORAGE
Well done. The anti-goatee message has not gotten thru to nerd culture yet.
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