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A comic! It’s here even though Tony was living underneath the earth while Wes was merrily building an effigy.
And it says here you’ve recently Liked “Drinking my sorrows away” and “Like this page if nobody likes you”
First! Wait, does this mean I get hit by a blue shell?
Nope, Niall gets hit because you aren’t first, Hah! Wait, not sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing anymore.
Looks like it was just a red shell–you would be a lot further back than second place if you got hit by a blue shell.
From me, you get hit by the three shells for your inability to count.
He, most of the times I simply laugh at people who don’t get the moderation on the comments, but you actually made a nice joke. Probably stole it from somewhere though.
I love the banana logo. it’s the details that really make me smile
Nice subtlety with the banana on the computer.
A Banana laptop? I thought the company had folded after the failure of the Banana Jr.
I would buy a banana laptop! Quick, someone make one! Down with apples!
All the comments are about the banana laptop, only making the green-hoodie guy feel even worse. Great job, guys.
I also like how he doesn’t even get to have a name even though he’s been in a few comics. Poor sap.
Condoms sucks ass!
Dear Wes and Tony,
It pains me to disturb your underworldly slumber or your skilful labour, but this matter must be addressed. As someone who shares his name and or the size of his member, I would like to formally request the name of “Tom” be added to the list of character tags. This is but the last of this important and influential character’s frequent appearances, appearances which I might note are amongst the most inspiring and magnificent in not just this very webcomic, but perhaps in the whole of internet-based comedy. This matter is of great importance to me, as it would mean another of my namesakes be added to the list of fictional powerhouses (joining such famous namesakes as Riddle, Sawyer and of course the great Bombadil).
I thank you for your most generous attention and hope you make the correct decision.
Yours in the flesh,
Genius… posting this to my profile so people know I am both sad and funny.
This site is not blue but pink!
Better than the banana thing
Sad Tom should be a meme. Or maybe just Tom in general. Sad, sad Tom.
Also, Tom should have a tag.
Yup. On his toe.
Wait!… Brown hair, green hoodie… Does anyone else think that guy looks like Edd Gould’s animated character?
Tom was “hacked” as in “I’m a kitten in a cardboard box in the middle of the Internet freeway” kinda hacked?
“Bacon” computers would rock. “Bacon”, as in opposite of healthy apples. Nothing goes wrong with bacon.
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