He's so earnest because customers are waiting.
A comic here, despite Tony growing a hunch while Wes attempted to solve a few mysteries.
So you get the key to dispose of the bodies. It all makes sense now.
I’d have done it for 10.
For 15 cents AND a dumpster key?
Sign me up, I’ll kill my boss.
I know yeah, what a deal! Kill your boss. Now THAT’s a perk!
The barista coming of age is an important ceremony, but I have to say that their retirement plan kinda sucks
Looks like he has some… blood on his hands.
The same happened at my last job, but unfortunately my boss was a physically fit young man, so i didn’t want to take any chances
If you thought that was rough, just wait for next week’s humanitarian efforts.
“With an extra 15 cents, we’ll be able to buy Soylent Red instead of this Soylent Green!”
That’s why it’s so good.
APPROVE APPROVE APPROVE.
I love that, in the hidden comic, he’s pretending to push his fork into his chest. Great comic guys : )
I’m pretty sure he’s just got his wrist cocked while talking as if to say “that’s right a dumpster key. I rule that hard” without saying it.
I hope he washes his hands before giving me my $15 coffee. I only like blood in it if it was blood drawn from my worst enemies.
Isn’t that how it is everywhere?
Yes it is Mr. obvious.
Give him a break, he’s obliously new to the internet.
Say, were the ASP contest results ever posted?
The skull on the end of the dagger is a nice touch.
“You could say he, *sunglasses*, had to use a head to get ahead. Yeaaaahhhh!”
i might try this at my work place
lol As a Starbucks Barista currently undergoing a promotion, I find this completely accurate.
Bwahaha, so this is the secret to advancement! Gotta let my sis know cuz she just started there…
At first I thought the brown marks on the bosses body was excrement, then I realized they are Starbucks coffee stains… then I realized they’re the same thing.
Sometimes I don’t think you know how thumbs work.
I enjoy the fact that there is an ad for starbucks on the side….
It looks like they’re munching on food from the Calvin & Hobbes cookbook.
The most disgusting part of this comic is that they are eating VEGETABLES D:
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