And another year down the drain. Woooo.
''Ha! My friends said I couldn't do it. Hell, they begged me!''
Look out, big man coming through.
the big man…
HASS the stuff
Hey, isn’t this the hobo who discovered gravity?
All them weird diseases. Screw the normal ones.
I like the Tin can Top Hat. It screams High Society Lower Class.
It also says: I’m not too good for diseases, just give me the weird ones, make sure it’s not those bloody normal ones.
I find the tin can hat oddly disturbing, especially the serrated metal edge on the lid. Another really good way to end up with even more weird diseases I guess… And is it fashionable to have the serratted edge pointing forward or backwards these days? I can never remember.
He couldn’t either, so he just made it point sideways.
FYI… The rule is after May the can’s away (facing rear).
When September’s here, the can faces near. (forwards)
He’s got a fancy new pair of gloves too.
I gots to get me one of them soup can hats…
He also got himself what was missing from his outfit: an awesome hat.
He is my hero, I want to be just like him!
Good for him, that ol’ Ferrarri was suffocating!
And that high six figure paycheck really soul crushing.
I bet he traded his shoes for the tin can hat.
He sure showed them!
Blows my resolution out of the water. I turned my life around and just found someone following me.
This sounds like my actual life. my life is sad.
The computer you’re using says otherwise. You still have a long way to go to match his achievement!
My new years resolution is to not start smoking next year. Wish me luck!
The best way to go about that is to remove your lungs.
Always carry a fire extinguisher so you can put yourself out if you begin to smoke for any reason.
hey want a smoke all the cool kids do it
Wow… I’m addicted to smack, too. I’m glad I found someone I can relate to… Now I just need a five o’clock shadow.
good….now read this backwards
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