Breakfast is the most devious meal of the day.
Here’s a comic, everyone, and it somehow survived Wes’ trip on the Oregon Trail while Tony was lured by a burrito.
Our beer is better than our waffles. Trust me.
Belgian beer is the best beer I have ever had.
American beer is good, if you like cheap, watery, pee-like booze.
If you haven’t had good American beer, i pity you. American craft beer has spawned some of the best brew in the world. From Deschutes, to Magic Hat. From Left Hand, to Widmer.
that cheap american “best beer in the world” crap pales in comparison with Duvel, Chimay, Leffe or La Trappe, only to name a few.
But we are the masculinest country in the world,
we make the best cars,
the best beer and also the best weapons.(!)
German girls , i like
Also the weirdest mustaches!
If its anything like or better than Stella Artois….
No one judges a graveyard worker for having breakfast at every meal. I miss it…my piss smelled like bacon.
Havent they heard of the Breakfast Club ??? They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day !! Of course I’m just guessing that’s the premise of the movie… Or was it a book ??? I forget
Ha, no, Breakfast Club actually had nothing to do with breakfast. It was about two time travelers (Estevez and Nelson) who wandered into a weekend detention center to help troubled teens realize the error of their ways. And there is a cereal sandwich, so I guess there is breakfast, yes.
Your both wrong. A breakfast club is a +3 club, when used at breakfast.
I gotta try this.
I never knew that breakfast would be so important.
Wonder if I can do the same thing at McDonalds…?
Could I get a regular sandwitch, but instead of it a nuclear bomb?
Sneaky… at first I imagined a baked potato though. Or a raw potato.
As a cook I gotta say this is dirty. Hate when people make their own dishes.
As a sandwich maker at a fast food restaurant, I’ve got to say, I love when people do this. It breaks the monotony of “mayo ketchup pickles onion tomato pickles” and lets me try something new.
And by the second “pickles”, I mean lettuce. Derp.
Some people will probably go to try this XD
yeah i am
They aren’t serving breakfast anymore? Crap, just wait till Michael Douglas finds out about this when he gets there. Bullets are going to fly…
This isn’t Whammy Burger we’re on about here!
Could I have a glass of water? Water’s free, right? Okay cool. Oh, and also, instead of water in my glass of water, can i have 50 year old wine instead?
I HAVE to try that… maybe when I look less like a whingy 11-year-old…
I am older than 11 I just don’t look it.
Don’t worry. If you do this you will definitely be considered to be a whiny 11 year old. No matter how old you are because people who go into a restaurant but don’t want anything they actually serve are jerks
Can I have, lunch, but instead of that have breakfast?
I am so doing this, but at a place that serves all day breakfast anyway.
Bobby: Yeah, I’ll just have some toast.
Waitress: We don’t sell toast.
Bobby: Okay, well I’ll have the chicken sandwich.
Bobby: And I want you to hold the lettuce, I want you to hold the mayo, and I want you to hold the chicken.
Waitress: (Annoyed) You want me to hold the chicken?
Bobby: Yeah, I want you to hold the chicken. I want you to hold the chicken between your knees.
Jack Nicholson from the cafe scene in Five Easy Pieces
this is a burger. this is a burger with eggs instead of meat. any questions?
In Australia, a Hamburger with the lot, comes with a fried egg in it.
Ahh the average restaurant customer. Filled with ridiculous requests but never tipping for them.
I’m going to try this.
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