WARNING: ASP does not condone eating vegetables.
A comic is here despite Wes putting junk in boxes while Tony was busy being an emperor.
Some day Death will be super rich and famous, just you wait.
Isn’t death already famous?
He’s probably rich, too. All those pennies for the ferryman add up.
Oh good, for a second there I thought I’d have to eat my vegetables
That is why bikes are always better than tread mills
I still have nightmares of my treadmill. horrible horrible nightmares.
What if you ride your bike… ON a treadmill?!
If you ride forewords, nothing. If you ride backwords, the end of the universe. But you’ll get a fev million veiws on youtube anyways.
THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Sure, Death has a low top speed, but he can outrun a horse in the first quarter mile.
By this logic, airplane rides are super healthy.
Unless Death buys a ticket.
I think Death needs to outsource now.
Nah. He’s going to go into a training montage and then get revenge… in fifty or so years.
If Death had a bike, I bet he would get his cloak caught in the chain guard…
Oh my god, they killed Ziodberg!
No, zoidberg IS death; in his sparetime
Spare time? Apparently, you haven’t seen him work…
My favourite punchline in ages. Also, if Death had proper arch support he might’ve caught him.
It’s very apparent why most of the people commenting aren’t writing web comics.
You didn’t even try to be funny. You, sir, are ruining the vibe here. Go forth and cry deeply.
That’s why we leave it to the professionals.
…and that’s why the cars were invented.
Lol, their skeleton looks funny. Lol at those hands!
And that’s why the top reapers wait until you are dying before they make their move… so you can’t run away!
I think his true power comes from his INSANE monobrow!
It’s Greg from Conquer’s bad fur day!
looks to me like death needs to eat more meat. get some protein to put some muscle on those bones of his.
A whole new meaning to “Playing with Death”
Death needs to exercise more often. Join a Gym mayby.
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