They're pretty damn good at killing, but they are even better at fucking.
Here’s a comic despite Wes & Tony getting geared up to attend SPX this year!
Well, if those are the rules to be on Satan’s side, then I think he is winning.
So gross? But they were made in his own image!
Zeus would have just joined in.
Zeus didn’t give a fuck.
Actually Zeus fucked a lot.
Actually I made a pact with my brothers, Hades & Poseidon. There was a prophecy that one of our children would rise up & unleash the Titans & reign destruction to us all. So no, I didn’t fuck a lot.
Actually Zeus gave a lot of fucks
EVERYONE in Ancient Greece fucks alot
I know right? Even the swans got some.
Citizens of earth, unite in trolling heavens and hell
Finally a win for us little people.
This upsets me because of religios shit
but you cant even spell the word.
I can’t decide if this person was trolling or not.
I thought everybody on ASP were trolls capable of amazing depths of irony and smartassery.
That’s why I only comments I read are ASP’s comments. Trolls united!
The more they fuck, the more I get.
It seems that not many people get this joke. In the first panel, they discuss who wins after the human race dies out. In the middle panel, god complains that the human race isn’t dying out fast enough. In the last panel he yells “Stop Fucking” because the human race won’t die out that fast if they continue to reproduce, or “Fuck”.
And yet again, the Obvious Patrol saves the day!
His point was that it apparently wasn’t obvious enough because people weren’t getting it. Otherwise it wouldn’t have needed explaining.
Thank you for the support.
Yeah, but… there’s nothing here to indicate that people don’t get it…
Have you read every comment?
Even the one where the person thanks one commenter for explaining the comic?
I thought that the “it’s ALL over” from the first panel refers the creation of the world and not to the death of all humans. So I must admit I didn’t get it.
I always imagined god and satan’s relationship to be like this!
gotta love how the devil has a mullet.
Isn’t a mullet shaved on the sides?
Nope…short but not necessarily shaved. Business in front, party in the back!!
Nice one !
Darn! That was existential, theological, metaphysical and funny!
This was one of my favorites. And the secret comic (yes, there is one. Invisible link.) was amazing.
WHAT!? This one has a secret comic TOO?
What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Xenu?
This has made my day.
God wants people to stop fucking not because that is the reason the devil would be winning, instead it is because as long as we reproduce the game will take ages to end.
Oh’rly? Thank you for pointing that out, good sir, or I would never have understood the funnybusinness of this comic.
The game is eternal.
Who is ever complains about their being religious stuff needs to stfu. It’s just a god damned comic
Love how things work out…the godslug is wearing a condom (at least on my page).
Slug was the devil on my page…does this mean I just found out which team I’m on?
Anyone want to tell me how the devil got a belly button…I always assumed he would just have a six pack, a sixer of PBR, a mullet (of course) and talk similar to Kenny Powers.
Mine’s wearing either a beaver or a gopher head. What team is that?
He was a gentleman, with moustache and hat and monocle you know, for me.
This is taking almost as long as monopoly!
Satanic Mullet FTW
Great Rollover Text^^
I wonder what kind of watch God is wearing.
…and what the devil is drinking. You’re right, though. Why does the devil have a bellybutton? Who the hell is his mother? (No pun intended.)
He’s drinking ice water, of course. Every body knows that “people in hell want ice water!”
does the devil have Jesus juice in that cup of his?
Satan needs bigger nipples
You guys are great, but this is incorrect. I know it is just a comic, but God is far more powerful than the devil. The devil knows he will lose, but his goal is to take as many people with him. It is not a competition between two equal powers.
you’re preachin to the wrong crowd here.
instd of shouting orders frm the top he shud jst rain some xtra fine, heavenly lubricated condoms for the earthlings . .
i think the people of the internet are fully cooperating on this issue.
I see somebody gave the devil his Dew™.
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