A comic streaks by despite Wes being a slave to machines while Tony time traveled.
in the future it unlocks with a passcode
No! In the future it will unlock with penile recognition software…
Surely a man who can rip his pants off with one clean “ta-da” can poo through steel underwear
I wish my mayor was classy enough to wear a stovepipe hat and monocle.
A monacle, a top hat, a sash,killer moustache and iron underpants, thats when youve made it in this world.
Im confused, does it unlock his heart?
It’s a chastity belt. It prevents rape and masturbation, but I have always wondered how you would pee and poo…
Err… yeah! Heart! Yeah… that’s it!
your heart’s in your groin??? that says something about you…..
Um, yes it unlocks his heart….and he’ll be in pain if she doesn’t unlock it for him.
You a sick man, is that how it works. I stick you with my ding dong you stick me with a key in my freaking heart?
LOL XD poor mayor 🙂
Lol hate to doublepost but the mayor looks like monopoly guy :))
So thats what the monopoly man did with himself after he got out of jail
Actually that’s what the monopoly guy did TO himself before he went to jail
Thats an awwwffullll small key the mayor’s got there…. =o
That’s not because it is small that it doesn’t unlock the path to the Kraken !
But here is one thought : does this kraken to have the Monopoly guy panoply ?
dude its almost 4 times as big as that womans hand….
Where are they? That party seems kind of scarce.
Not a party.
A bar targetting invisible people.
Maybe they are in that Expensive Drinks Club…?
The Mayor (from PPG) got taller!
Two things, a) I’ve always wanted breakaway pants. Not that I have any use for them, but still. I felt the same way about shirts during my WWF phase in the early 90’s. b) Adding “!” to “Mayor” makes it more official!
If only the mayor had proper tear-away pants like the stripper boys do. Sigh, all that darning now required…
Are those tear-away pants, or is the mayor just that strong?
i wonder how many people saw the exclamation point.
He’s not a ‘mayor’, he’s a ‘mayor!’.
“You can wear stripper pants when you’re not stripping?” #ArrestedDevelopment
whose car? his or hers? lol
Monopoly gone WILD!
I check this comic almost ever day. I finally had to post.
second best mayor after adam west…adam is cooler cause he wear a bat-chastity belt
What happened to the days when you could trust people and not have to lock everything up…
I can’t read this comic in any other voice than the Mayor of Townsville. Thanks alot, my childhood is ruined!
They locked it away because it was a weapon of ass destruction.
wait… so he doesnt want to have sex with her??? he just wants it unlocked so he can go poop??
Yes. In front of her.
Poor guy, every time he has to take a shit he needs to buy a new pair of pants.
So what would have happened had she not asked what the key unlocked?
Is that the ASP King of Town?
So uh, the city is his crotch I guess?
The key changed sizes. First panel to second and comic to hidden comic.
Sigh. When keys gets… uh… exited they er… grow. Ahem.
I just laughed again, having read it for the second time, three days after the first time. Good stuff!
…if he had the key the whole time, why can’t he unlock himself and poop whenever he needs to?
Perhaps more horrifying than being unable to poop while wearing a chastity belt, is that many of them had a small exit cut into them for that purpose. What’s worse: needing permission to poop, or sitting on a poop-covered metal orifice all the time? You decide!
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