This one got animated!
A friend of mine linked this to me and was like, “I really hope speed dating doesn’t work like this.” I read the comic and cracked up. In my line of work, I meet a lot of singles and there are always a few that are just like the two here: Unrealistic Standards Single and I’ll Take Whatever Wants Me Single. Funny thing is that they could both be happy if they adjusted their mindsets just a teensy bit.
Where is this lady of my dreams, this… how you say…?
“I’ll Take Whatever Wants Me Single”?
yeah seriously where can i find a girl like that
You can go on speed dates =D
Congratulation, you just admitted to wanting my girlfriend ಠ_ಠ
you only have 2 wait long enough 😀
RUN, JAN, RUN!
Reminds me of Dwight Schrute xD
that’s what i thought so too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it.”
I guess Ron’s lil’ intro falls under… well, any of the three categories, really.
I’M DATING AN OLDER WOMAN AND I’M PLANNING ON PUTTING THAT HOE IN DIALYSIS.
Oh, she is a pervert.
Gawd damn, and I thought the way I set up my marriage was the way to go.
People comment on these comics?
Nope, that’s merely an illusion you’re having.
or is it?
Think about it.
They comment on the comments, too.
No one does that.
why would you anyone do that..?
Why wouldn’t anyone not want to comment comics??
they comment on the comments on comments too
and on the commented comments
and comments on the comments on the comments on the comic.
it’ turtles all the way down, apparently
so it does 😀 lets try 2 keep it goin untill we get a perfect square box….
IIITTT’S GETTTTTING SMALLER!!!!!
If it gets small enough, will it loop back around?
whoo…I liked the comic…the hidden pannel should have been part of the main one,..
also I kinda wanna see this square box
so to speak
IN A BOX!!!
IN A SMALLER BOX!
SMALLER DAMN YOU!!
I’m getting claustrophobic…
i guess thats as far as it goes… can’t reply to the ones on this tier.
What did you just do? You’re not REALLY commenting, no… you just sent your name and e-mail to thousands of spam e-mail lists. And it’s not a comic, it’s a subliminal message to eat at Wendy’s. So no, nobody posts on these comics…. NO….BODY.
I just read every single comic, hidden comic, and alt text in the last four days. do I get an achievement?
Sadly enough, no. Tsk.
Achievement Unlocked: Get A Life!!!!
I kid the superfan.
Hurray! I am only five years away from finding love! A kidney is a small price to pay.
I find the slug on the logo to be interesting and somehow appropriate. What I want to know is why he has a halo.
because he is Godslug..:]]
Comment? No way!
Hey, he never said it had to be her kidney
You, sir, should be a lawyer. An eye for loopholes you’ve got there.
Why thank you, outstanding citizen! May a thousand vaginas find there way to your crotch by days end.
Does my name make you feel uneasy?
what does it stand for?
What religion does this guy follow?
Kind of reminds me of Double Dick Dave. Is he gonna be Triple Kidney Ron?
Is that Larry David?
Sadly, I can report that speed dating often is just like that. Although to be fair, there are just as many women with elaborate requirements: he has to have this much hair, like this many cats, etc.
how many cats do you have?
or this much hair made out of this many cats…
i love all of you. Just so much love. Soft squishy moist love. Kidney love.
Wow. Ron Howard is really demanding…
I’m a nice person. And i have a kidney.
guys…. the worm is inside a condom….
This guy’s a fucking idiot!
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