A comic is unwrapped despite Wes cracking while Tony was in the eye of a storm.
Yep they’re brothers.
Nothing says Christmas like being high with the family and making bail
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A great friend will be sitting next to you, saying, “That was fucking awesome!”
What are you, 12? And is this Myspace? Oh God, tell me this isn’t Myspace!
God help us
Why would a twelve year old talk about plans that ended up with both him and his friend in jail? It’s just an old joke in reference to the bail part of the comic.
Because they think they’re funny and cool for it.
Thanks for the riveting cliché. Definitely something we want to hear.
Hey, I sing the Qur’ran while wearing only your hat.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! The alt text is gone! How will I live without it!
Nevermind…something was wrong with my computer. But I was pretty scared for a minute there.
Yea it took me a while for the alt text to show up
Oh Grandpa Ghost!
Oh, Grandpa ghost.
I love how this comic really only has 1 pane
Silly Grandpa Ghost, always bringing some metamucil to the party
But what about great great great Grandpa ghost?
“Arr, unleash the CRACK-en.”
Bail for just one or all three (four if you include Grandpa, but I guess he can ‘bail’ himself outa jail, right?)
not if its ghost jail
Not even money can get you out of there
Oops commented in wrong box.
Dammit! Did it again!
you mean hell?
Skip looks so excited to have a brother!
BEST. FAMILY. EVER!!!!
Fiber is part of a balanced diet
The drug capsules have enough of that.
They don’t need bail, he has a gun.
Bail is truly the best Christmas present, its the gift that keeps the family together.
Actually not paying bail keeps the family even more tight.
Aaaaand Skip’s got a lighter. Of course he does, that fire addicted little bugger.
Of course. Skip has a lighter, Keith is in woman underwear, and grandpa has Metamucil traced with booze! Lovely family!
**CLICK THE GODDAMN LINK YOU CRACK ADDICTS**
You forgot the F#$@!9^ link asshole.
Deck the Halls with gasoline, falalalala la la la la.
Light the match and watch it gleam, falalala la la la la.
Watch your school burn down to ashes FALALALALA LA LA LA LA.
Aren’t you glad you played with matches, FALALALALA LALALALA!
is that a lighter in skips hand?
during the holidays, who doesn’t light a tree on fire? Also all the other stuff their getting for christmas was ruined. They told eachother. And the police won’t arrest, they’ll say, “We got a complaint saying much much drugs were going on in this house, hey, awesome party. Is that your 18 year old son? But this year you can buy booze? Wow, you must of been the life of the party!”
If their parents both have brown hair how are they blonde and ginger?
Well their parents could have the recessive allele for blonde (like German descent) so they could have skip with blonde hair, and Keith could have thought he was special with blonde hair but when skip was born he was like, screw this shit and dyed it ginger
It’s probably more like baby blond…with skip being so young
the father might have had it(the mother cant she doesnt have nearly enough fun)…and as Keith is now getting older his hair is just getting darker(if you look closely it actually more like light brown)
No, Kathy cheated on Ken. Twice. She’s such a cougar
Obviously…momma’s been around.
Merry Christmas, thanks for the awesome comics!
Happy Holidays Wes & Tony!
What a twist!
Hmm… I also happen to be old enough this year to buy spray paint, porn, and cigars. I have been waiting for a gift idea and now I have one! Last minute Christmas shopping Ahoy!
And I’m old enough to steal spray paint, porn, and cigars!
…It’s almost uncanny the parallels that can be drawn between my life, and the mythoi* of various webcomics…
*Greek plural of mythos; transliterated.
Well, I couldn’t get everything on the list, so I had to spray paint porn on the cigars. They were a hit! They were almost as good as the box-cutter and razor-blades my 3 year old cousin got.
for some reason, she doesn’t look too happy. who doesn’t love paying bail at one in the morning?
Why can’t everyone be this funny?? …And consistent? Seriously, you never make us wait too long for the next comic ^_^ *appreciation*
I’ve been prescribed, and am taking adderall…I feel sorry for those three when the drug wears off.
Does anyone else wonder why none of the guys have the same hair colour?
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