“most American children” would be more appropiate -you know, there are some real smart kids in Iceland and India and other places where food is not largely processed and additioned with chemicals (evil, chemicals).
The things you say will make very little sense to others.
The whole world will be exciting and new to you.
The littlest things can make you exuberant.
You have violent mood swings.
omg, so true! D:
I’m surprised this kid hasn’t been taken by child services yet.
when the come for skip, ken chases them away with a flame thrower
you mean he convinces them that Skip is the BAD guy, and is doing horrible things to the father, not the other way around, and Skip is taken to prison
The hidden one is brilliant.
It tastes better with more than 3 fingers.
Kid’s got amazing reflexes.
In the second panel, it seems goddamn impossible to catch that cigarette back.
i was just thinking the same thing.
Especially since it’s a cigar.
Secret comic sounds exactly like I am feeling right now.
“dad, whatdoes it feel like to be an adult?”
“How ’bout you try this prostitute?”
“Grrk,
I feel like I’m worthless and now my peepee hurts”
“Now finish it.”
Hah!
Hidden comic made my da… Er… Evening.
Do one about arm wrestling!
haha Great comic. Though most children are not articulate enough to use a phrase like “and I’m filled with regret”.
“most American children” would be more appropiate -you know, there are some real smart kids in Iceland and India and other places where food is not largely processed and additioned with chemicals (evil, chemicals).
and they’re so proud to have you troll on their behalf
Yes, they are.
Hmm, I will have to assume you didn´t perceive the irony in my comment.
So if that’s tobacco, wonder what weed is filled with??
Ken would let you figure out for yourself but you wouldn’t remember the lesson anyway.
Great comic, even greater hidden comic
The sun came after me once. I narrowly escaped, only after I convinced it that alcohol and less than hygienic hookers would finish the job.
seems like you guys are becoming increasingly fond of Ken & Skip…
You’re gonna go far, fly high.
+1 internets for a Pink Floyd reference.
Ha, I love that I got the Fidel Castro worm on the top of the page while reading this comic.
You’re gonna go far, fly high, You’re never gonna die, you’re gonna make it if you try; they’re gonna love you.
What its like to be a baby:
Smoke pot.
The things you say will make very little sense to others.
The whole world will be exciting and new to you.
The littlest things can make you exuberant.
You have violent mood swings.
Sounds more like being in the 7th grade. Mostly because anyone who smokes pot after then is fucking pathetic.
Damn right, everyone knows it’s best to eat pot in cookie form. Smoking loses half the drug.
Cigars rolled just like mother used to make
Skip’s hair is going all weird in the new strips. D8
Puberty. In ASP land, your balls dont drop, your hair rises.
This is one of your best. I was looking for one I could order on a t-shirt without being too offensive or abstract. This one fits the bill.
It would be great then if the back of the shirt also said, “Now, finish it”.
Damn, he must buy some really crappy cigars…
This is the best one you’ve had in awhile! Good one
Pure genius. The hidden comic awesome too. Keep it up fellas.
What hidden comic…. Did I miss something
‘Now finish it.’
He’s doing the boy a favor, his growth stunted, making it less, ‘but taller.’
no matter what you hold with 3 fingers, it always looks like your about to flick it.
Where is his arms?!
omg…. this is so true…
nice one;D like the “now finish it part”:D
So true
I like how when he coughed his hair flipped up… like it was coughing too.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
Does this imply dwarves are doomed to never taste misery during their lifetime? That´s really discriminatory against them…
“Men are born with a finger up their nose and one hand on their cock and they just get taller.” -Dylan Moran
Modern Education!
Now I need to go home and give my prepubescent son a cigar and a bottle of booze!
i dont know what his problem is, Cigars are amazing and you dont breathe them in, just taste them
I like to chew them up and spit pieces at my cat.
Tony/Wes: Solid.
Dad says “I’ve forgotten what it feels like to be a kid”
Son says “Here, toke-away.”
it’s so true
Great, now I want to smoke a cigar
Excellent…. but why are these people rambling on about reflexes smoking dope etc.???
Obviously drawn by someone who has never properly smoked a cigar.
i asked my dad the same thing, only he was drinking a beer, learned my lesson well!
oops time for my AA meeting
TIL I’m an adult.
Now I’m sad…