Here’s a comic today even though Wes lost his last connection to the outside world while Tony lost his car to a tar pit.
How could he hold the spoon for the ice cream with only three fingers?
arrgh…. massage oils
I was bracing for a masturbation joke, but nice.
OMG NOT THE WHOLE TUB!!
Andy always looks like he’s wearing some kind of small pope hats in the secret comics
I thought it looked like a Good Burger hat.
Who speared the big gray snake on the edge of the cliff?
those are guard rails my friend…
The one on the right clearly looks like a snake.
Understanding sarcasm fail…
I could say the same to you. American?
isnt that the same guardrail in the wizard taxi service comic?
No wonder I’ve always wanted to run over them.
needs more cowbell
I WANT TO BELIEVE…
I LOVE IT
Secret comic epic win.
The keen eye catches “Quadruple Way Totally Rad” on the Newspaper.
Then my eye be keen. lol
He’s A Big boy now!
Quadruple way “totally Rad”
Well played sir – Well played
Haha I love what you can read of the newspaper:
“calling quadruple-way ‘totally rad'” “massage oils” “liquor”
The quadruple way IS the best way.
the hidden comic aswell xD
“Man, some guys have all the luck.”
spoiler alert: Unfortunately for Andy, Keith lives
LOL Secret Comic totally threw me…. whole thing made my day 🙂
ohh the best hidden comic ever by far!!
its the best hidden comic in the history of ASP
quadruple way lol i think its best to probably end it all after that. good note to end on and you probably wont be able to surpass that.
So Keith is how old?
quadruple ways are always totally rad.
“Tub means tall ugly blonde. It’s an acronym. There are a lot of these out there. Especially the ones that from the back look cool, and you’re like, hey maybe I’ll pick up that hottie. Then she turns around and you’re just straight outta luck son.”
Love his reaction in the third panel. 😀
What a twist!
what, Dan stole our girlfriends?
QUADRUPLE WAY WAS TOTALLY RAD
Oh man, and i sold them the massage oils too….poor souls
I’ve heard it ended quick. Their deaths, however, were slow and painful.
Go the quadroople way.
I think a ‘Quadruple-way’ is actually an orgy. Either way, Id rather Keith be there. Just because they find bodies doesnt mean they are dead bodies! I mean, its especially better if they are dead bodies, but thats what made Keith’s night so great. Grave-robbing, orgies, and pushing his car off of cliffs.
Hidden comic really wraps it up!
Holy Crap!! Pupils!!!!
So that’s where my girlfriends went yesterday? Serves them right.
Ah yes, the “totally rad” quadruple-way. If you’re gonna go, go out like that.
Hidden comic was the perfect finishing touch xD
It only just occurred to me that they were outside Garlic Frank’s
These comics are so god damn funny!
and nothing of value was lost
Perfect. The hidden comic is genius wraps up the whole story.
quadruple-ways ARE totally rad!
I was hoping the hidden comic would be the actual article…
Heh, I want to see whats on the rest of the article. What is visible is so tantalizing!
“calling quadruple-way totally rad… massage oils… liquor”
i laughed when i caught what the newspaper said. excellence.
Best part: the newspaper describing a quadruple-way as “totally rad”.
Holy hell that secret panel made me laugh SO HARD.
hahah ” calling quadruple way ‘totally rad’ “
I still want to be Keith even with the hidden comic=.= ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all died for using the words “totally rad”
quadruple way “totally rad” … massage oils
I would love to see the rest of the article 🙂
We all scream for ice cream!
wait, what happened to their other 2 fingers?
secret comic is amazing
“Last night i ate the whole tube of ice cream by myself!”
I wanna see the entire newspaper article too! haha 😀
Is a “parking break” a euphemism for something? Or do I just have a dirty mind.
That’s why you don’t use massage oils in a car. Probably was escorting his three female friends to a tanning booth.
bwhaha! the secret comic is pure win! though i kinda hoped it would be keith.
bwahaha! the secret comic is pure win! though i kinda hoped it would be keith.
Also, that is the thickest newspaper I’ve ever seen.
Interestingly, the entire newspaper is devoted to that one story.
I did it! I made it through the entire archive all by myself!
The whole world will be fat if a “great rad night” is eating a tub of ice cream.
last night i accidentally the whole tub!!
Last panel. Is hilarious
as well as the hidden comic
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