True love never dies. But it certainly kills.
Here’s a comic despite Tony making an appointment to get shot by some dude while Wes’ entire body turned green.
He goes from disappointed to fat and jaded so easily. Love, it’ll mess you up. Women, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
Or this guy will murder others in their sleep . . ..
i like how she barley ages…..and he gained many years………all that killing adds years,
Her boobs get ever-so-slightly less perky, that’s a true sign of age
And she gets a chin
she also seems to have become bow-legged )
She barley ages, while he rice ages.
and despite twenty years, they are still wearing the same old clothes. (except the lady got some pants)
OMG! I just realized.. nobody in this strip has ears! Oh, the horror….
Nobody ever has ears on this comic strip.
I guess that’s the only downside of having AMAZING SUPERPOWERS!
They also don’t have pupils.
They don’t either have iris
By the way, I love this comic, congratulations from Argentina
… I get it now. Very good.
Me –> “But why does he not think she’s cursed? Does he want to disappear himself?” <– Moron
The subtlety receding hairline and transition to tucked shirt are fantastic.
This is so romantic. In a twisted way
“true love never dies, but it certainly kills” that made the comic for me
this is the best comic yet
I was hoping Kevin had a rival whom she promised to marry when she was 45…
Great. LOL It’s funny because he guaranteed the pact by killing every possible competition.
Wow, thanks Captain Obvious!
Excellent idea Kevin. Why didn’t I think of that for my pact with my friend love?
I wonder: Is that a beer belly, or a ‘guy who hooked up with my true love’ belly?
Why did he get fat you ask? Well how do you think he disposed of all those bodies over the years. . .?
Actually they’re in his closet, as explained in the secret comic…
If you really love her, ignore the restraining order.
Holy cow, after reading the FAQs, I actually refreshed and it really was a new comic!
love the subtle loss of perkiness in the second frame.
and you have to give him credit for his tenacity. jolly good show boys!
awesome, good plan
Gravity’s a bitch…
That’s so romantic. :3
hey is this griffin? cuz this is afsciguy, and i know you read this comic, and we go to school together. if this isn’t the griffin i know then i apologize for how creepy this sounds.
I just noticed that no ASP people have pupils. Not sure how this makes me feel.
Because of your post, I just spent half an hour putting pupils in various positions on the characters. Changes the feel of the comic, yet amused me greatly
I like this past to future thing. Its like playing guess whats different between these 2 pics. For instance, he has no eyebrows in the future, he has a gut in the future, she has saggier boobs and butt in the future, she has longer hair and he has cleft chin and they no longer go to college.
o.o i am done now.
I have a very specific question! What should I do with it?
We have an email address that’s conveniently located at the bottom of every page of this site. Enjoy!
*in a british voice*
It’s only natural!
well, they show her clothes differently haha.
older blonde girl isn’t wearing a low cut shirt, and a skirt. shes now wearing a non-revealing shirt, with pants.
also her breasts did droop, and her hair is different haha.
just saying haha. lol
Oh please who notices a woman’s hair or what she’s wearing.
n TY W&T Made my day… which is kinda disappointing as it’s only 1:30pm…
Also, notice her transition from skirt to pants. She should have got fatter too though.
What a sweetheart! Seriously, that guy has dedication.
More like DEADication, amirite?
I wonder how that horrible half formed eye on his chest is treating poor kevin… go back a few comics btw
He – beer gut, wrinkled forehead, less hair, tucked in & belted.
She – different haircut, higher cut top, saggier boobs, pants instead of a skirt
Well, this is kinda sweet and romantic.
I like how Kevin never changed his shirt during those 20 years.
Is there a way to download all the website? so I can have all of the comics, alt texts, secret comics AND all of the Godslugs?
I want to keep ASP with me forever.
Also, I think she should’ve been more slim when young.
you just KILLED me with tha joke (DEAD serious)
LOL and double LOL at the secret comic!
Om my God, the mouse-over was just awesome.
notice how her hand is on her belly? she is holding it in to hide the fat
also… killing slows aging
unless you kill wrong oh and sorry about the three posts
I would like you to know that this comic inspired me significantly. I’m a writer (stage plays in specifically), and I wanted to know if you would be pleased with me elaborating this idea into a full fledged musical. I’m probably going to one way or the other, but whether or not I publicize it depends on your answer. It would be called ‘Meant to Be’, and has the same basis as the comic, just with a lot more plot twists, singing, and characters.
Super do it.
Yeah, go for it dude.
This is hilarious! My friend and I actually just made a pact like this, though our reasons were more that we’d be able to hang out every day. But I would never murder her lovers…just to clear that up…
I had no idea “forty” was spelled that way
Wow this is a smart idea… im so gonna do this.
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