Marriage Pact




Marriage Pact

March 18th, 2010

Here’s a comic despite Tony making an appointment to get shot by some dude while Wes’ entire body turned green.


Discussion (58)¬

  1. Bomb Dawgs says:

    He goes from disappointed to fat and jaded so easily. Love, it’ll mess you up. Women, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

  2. Man says:

    i like how she barley ages…..and he gained many years………all that killing adds years,

  3. unsupported says:

    OMG! I just realized.. nobody in this strip has ears! Oh, the horror….

  4. dr_faulk says:

    … I get it now. Very good.

    Me –> “But why does he not think she’s cursed? Does he want to disappear himself?” <– Moron

  5. Aaron says:

    The subtlety receding hairline and transition to tucked shirt are fantastic.

  6. Yotam says:

    This is so romantic. In a twisted way

  7. indiglo4 says:

    “true love never dies, but it certainly kills” that made the comic for me

  8. silentwave says:

    this is the best comic yet

  9. JP says:

    I was hoping Kevin had a rival whom she promised to marry when she was 45…

  10. Will says:

    Great. LOL It’s funny because he guaranteed the pact by killing every possible competition.

  11. Jeremy says:

    Excellent idea Kevin. Why didn’t I think of that for my pact with my friend love?

  12. Rich Baldwin says:

    I wonder: Is that a beer belly, or a ‘guy who hooked up with my true love’ belly?

  13. AmIATurtle says:

    Why did he get fat you ask? Well how do you think he disposed of all those bodies over the years. . .?

  14. If you really love her, ignore the restraining order.

  15. Aya says:

    Holy cow, after reading the FAQs, I actually refreshed and it really was a new comic!

  16. wheresmycow says:

    love the subtle loss of perkiness in the second frame.
    and you have to give him credit for his tenacity. jolly good show boys!

  17. Joe says:

    awesome, good plan

  18. zbareta says:

    Gravity’s a bitch…

  19. Griffinhart says:

    That’s so romantic. :3

    – Griffinhart

    • afsciguy says:

      hey is this griffin? cuz this is afsciguy, and i know you read this comic, and we go to school together. if this isn’t the griffin i know then i apologize for how creepy this sounds.

  20. Hal says:

    I just noticed that no ASP people have pupils. Not sure how this makes me feel.

  21. wardog says:

    I like this past to future thing. Its like playing guess whats different between these 2 pics. For instance, he has no eyebrows in the future, he has a gut in the future, she has saggier boobs and butt in the future, she has longer hair and he has cleft chin and they no longer go to college.

    o.o i am done now.

  22. wardog says:

    I have a very specific question! What should I do with it?

  23. That one guy says:

    *in a british voice*

    It’s only natural!

  24. kailea says:

    well, they show her clothes differently haha.
    older blonde girl isn’t wearing a low cut shirt, and a skirt. shes now wearing a non-revealing shirt, with pants.
    also her breasts did droop, and her hair is different haha.
    just saying haha. lol

    • Mad Englishman says:

      Oh please who notices a woman’s hair or what she’s wearing.

      n TY W&T Made my day… which is kinda disappointing as it’s only 1:30pm…

  25. Liam says:

    Also, notice her transition from skirt to pants. She should have got fatter too though.

  26. tuco says:

    What a sweetheart! Seriously, that guy has dedication.
    More like DEADication, amirite?

  27. Joshua says:

    I wonder how that horrible half formed eye on his chest is treating poor kevin… go back a few comics btw

  28. Stephie says:

    He – beer gut, wrinkled forehead, less hair, tucked in & belted.
    She – different haircut, higher cut top, saggier boobs, pants instead of a skirt

  29. A guy with a phone says:

    Well, this is kinda sweet and romantic.

  30. Baccy says:

    I like how Kevin never changed his shirt during those 20 years.

  31. Rajabunny says:

    Is there a way to download all the website? so I can have all of the comics, alt texts, secret comics AND all of the Godslugs?

    I want to keep ASP with me forever.

  32. Rajabunny says:

    Also, I think she should’ve been more slim when young.

  33. Glass_walker says:

    you just KILLED me with tha joke (DEAD serious)

  34. danineteen says:

    LOL and double LOL at the secret comic! :D

  35. Monu says:

    Om my God, the mouse-over was just awesome.

  36. Mard says:

    notice how her hand is on her belly? she is holding it in to hide the fat

  37. Mard says:

    also… killing slows aging

  38. Mard says:

    unless you kill wrong oh and sorry about the three posts

  39. Josh says:

    I would like you to know that this comic inspired me significantly. I’m a writer (stage plays in specifically), and I wanted to know if you would be pleased with me elaborating this idea into a full fledged musical. I’m probably going to one way or the other, but whether or not I publicize it depends on your answer. It would be called ‘Meant to Be’, and has the same basis as the comic, just with a lot more plot twists, singing, and characters.

  40. Little Girl says:

    This is hilarious! My friend and I actually just made a pact like this, though our reasons were more that we’d be able to hang out every day. But I would never murder her lovers…just to clear that up…

  41. Jason says:

    I had no idea “forty” was spelled that way

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