I support the use of “they” as a gender-neutral singular pronoun, though, admittedly, “their” could have been replaced by “one’s” in that particular sentence. Come to think of it, neither “their” nor “one’s” is correct, because the concept of a possessive pronoun is fundamentally flawed; the only word that correctly indicates the ownership of any person, place or thing is “batman’s”.
You can’t do that – then what would Batman sound like?! Wouldn’t it just be like he’s talking to himself?! Otherwise he has to sound like Christian Bale, and I just don’t think I can deal with the shouting.
Besides, if he’s Adam West, then surely he’d beat either of them? Everybody knows no one messes with Adam We.
I for one am shocked and offended by this obvious lack of knowledge of the lord and such blasphemous comparisons between the almighty and a fictional character designed in the name of Satan and all that is unholy! I don’t see how the writers of this god-forsaken comic strip can sleep at night knowing they are doomed to eternal suffering!
Batcave, batcomputer, batmobile, Batarangs, Batnoculars, batcycle, Batboat, Batplane, Batcopter, batsignal. Yet he doesn’t use a metal bat…..come on batman.
He really needs to tone it down with the whole bat theme. We get it man, you are into bats in a big way.
Cough what? Great comic mutter mutter. It was batacular. Sorry for the pun, I know its bat but I can’t stop myself. I’m trying to BATtle it. Bat.
Hahaha. Who was it that commented at how he felt the Batman villains were nothing more than people in colourful gimp suits whose only super powers are an extremely good human resources department, and if any of them truly went toe to toe with batman they’d walk away with a perfectly flat surface where their faces used to be? I can’t remember where I heard that, but I have to be reminded of that.
How does one become overwhelmed by their own eyeballs?
_under_whelmed not overwhelmed
One has no their.
One does indeed, the singular they was used by Shakespeare.
I support the use of “they” as a gender-neutral singular pronoun, though, admittedly, “their” could have been replaced by “one’s” in that particular sentence. Come to think of it, neither “their” nor “one’s” is correct, because the concept of a possessive pronoun is fundamentally flawed; the only word that correctly indicates the ownership of any person, place or thing is “batman’s”.
This is a win in Batmatics!!
you guys are boring
heavy !!!!!to….much
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
It’s even funnier if you imagine the Father’s voice as Adam West.
That is exactly how i imagined the Father speaking.
Yeah me too, how else WOULD you expect the father to sound? How else should ANYONE sound…ever?
trueee!
Hahaha, that’s exactly what i did too. *sigh*…there’s still hope.
lmfao exactly
You can’t do that – then what would Batman sound like?! Wouldn’t it just be like he’s talking to himself?! Otherwise he has to sound like Christian Bale, and I just don’t think I can deal with the shouting.
Besides, if he’s Adam West, then surely he’d beat either of them? Everybody knows no one messes with Adam We.
Holy parameteorologic actions, Batman!
Jumping Jehosephat, batman!
The Holy Church of Batman
Holy Holy Church of Batman, Batman!
H-h-h-holy shut up robin!
H-H-H-H-H-H-HOLY BREAKER!!!
I love how batman has a drink in hand in the secret panel… nice touch
I have scrolled over every inch of the screen. where is the secret panel? : (
The secret comic will only show if you first press F5, then up, up, down, down, left, right, up then press ALT+F4 4 times.
Look for a hidden “?” near the comics
They changed the way the hidden panels work a while back. Now, it’s always in the same spot. It’s just outside the comic on the top right.
just outside the top right corner of the comic
It is to the top right of the comic.
Yeah….It’s at the top right of the comic
How nice of you to clarify that!
Is Batman drinking and driving? WOW, he’s even cooler than I thought!
Bahaha, the hidden comic FTW!
I would say first comment, but then I know comment moderation would screw me over.
can someone explain the hidden comic to me?
Hilarious though (:
God knows that if he makes it rain while batman is driving the batmobile, he’ll get his omnipotent ass kicked
batman has a beer in hand while driving!
You mean Bat-beer
u mean beer-bat
No, he means Bat-beer.
is that like beer-bat?
no. bat-beer is when you have a beer made out of 100% bats, and beer-bat is an alcoholic bat.
I Kneew it!
Hidden comic batman is having a flashback to Thomas and Martha Wayne’s funeral:
Priest: “God works in mysterious ways, but we know he wouldn’t have taken Thomas and Martha from us without good reason.”
Young Bruce: “…Mother FUCKER”
THIS SHOULD BE THE HIDDEN COMIC! GOLD!
That explains alot.
hahaha
I laughed way too hard at that.
Batman drinks and drives.
Wonderful. I guess i know where i should send my prayers from now on.
Ha! The hidden comic is genius. Nobody messes with Batman.
That’s DC’s next comic …… Batman vs the non-existent old man …. fudge!
Hidden comic is amazing.
God crys because he is not as awesome as batman.
Marvel versus Capcom Versus DC versus God
Does that make the Holy Spirit a rival of The Spirit?
That’s cause Batman is a super-badass.
How stupid is Robin?
Who would win in a fight is the best game. Ever.
What about George Clooney’s Batman?
Alow me to break the Ice!
lol batman wins
secret comic WIN!!!
how do you see the secret panel?
That’s a secret.
?
Upper-right corner just outside of the comic
YOU RUINED THE SECRET
My bad
I had to analyse the HTML of this site to find it, so I’m not going to reveal this that easy buddy
Wow, really? That’s….that’s a bit sad.
That’s putting it lightly…
If the bible is published by DC I guess this helps explain the crusades, and present day terrorism and such (since the Quran is published by Marvel).
(The books of scientology are published by that crazy guy who always hangs around the comic book shop; in his basement.)
Scientology is the equivilent of manga. Only nerds who waste their money in order to get no where in life are interested.
I for one am shocked and offended by this obvious lack of knowledge of the lord and such blasphemous comparisons between the almighty and a fictional character designed in the name of Satan and all that is unholy! I don’t see how the writers of this god-forsaken comic strip can sleep at night knowing they are doomed to eternal suffering!
…gotcha.
^This comment wins^
duuude, that shit is the madd notes!!=D
Lmfao, brilliant. The setup and the drawings work perfectly together so you can picture exactly how the guy is saying it .
I’m surprised nobody has said this yet.
How can batman fight himself?
You doubt Batman’s omnipotence?! Batman must only will it and he can fight himself AND HE’D KICK ASS!
Batman doesn’t need to fight himself. He already knows he’d win.
This is hands down the best comic on this website. Batman can beat anybody. Fact of life.
Secret comic. Amazinggg!
lol, batman drinking a cold one while taking the batmobile for a spin. well played.
secret comic made my day
LMFAO!!!!!!
haha…my debate partner asked this very same question to Jerry Falwell…he was not amused.
Wait, is the priest supposed to be Batman?
Batcave, batcomputer, batmobile, Batarangs, Batnoculars, batcycle, Batboat, Batplane, Batcopter, batsignal. Yet he doesn’t use a metal bat…..come on batman.
He really needs to tone it down with the whole bat theme. We get it man, you are into bats in a big way.
Cough what? Great comic mutter mutter. It was batacular. Sorry for the pun, I know its bat but I can’t stop myself. I’m trying to BATtle it. Bat.
hidden comic is just brilliant
This is awesome!
god would blow up a hospital.
thats awesome, finally an answer lol, well dine guys
the last blocks of both the comic and secret one end in sudden constipation O_o
Hahaha. Who was it that commented at how he felt the Batman villains were nothing more than people in colourful gimp suits whose only super powers are an extremely good human resources department, and if any of them truly went toe to toe with batman they’d walk away with a perfectly flat surface where their faces used to be? I can’t remember where I heard that, but I have to be reminded of that.
Pastor by day, Batman by night, God’s bully around lunch time.