Somewhere between Wes being struck by lightning and Tony imitating the first scene from “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” we managed to make this comic.
The moral of this story is that if you don't drink you'll die alone.
Somewhere between Wes being struck by lightning and Tony imitating the first scene from “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” we managed to make this comic.
The moral of this story is that if you don't drink you'll die alone.
at least she didn’t swallow it, that hurts.
that´s what she said
Touché
Douché
I think he was aware of that being perverted, dumbass.
aah that was sad, but the hidden comic was really funny
Hidden Comic?
upper right corner
Yeah?
What?
Huh?
Pardon?
Awww.
lesson learned. The answer IS at the bottom of a glass…
If she doesn’t swallow, isn’t David better off without her?
Hey-o!
Call me crazy, but isn’t that the first black person in ASP history? I can’t remember anymore.
This guy has been showing up for a while: http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/02/road-trip/
By all means, no!
This tuesday, the black dude was punched in the face:
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009/09/menace/
Not the best example for ASP, but hey! They are there, you just have to pay attention..
Also, the worm isn’t exactly white…
Is that her token black friend?
Awesome.
i think that she’s the one with the commitment issues, she couldn’t even finish her drank!!!
apparently you have commitment issues as well, because if you finished elementary school you would have learned to spell drink.
Naw, Lightweight Baby was spelling it phonetically. That’s how ze pronounces “drink”.
Sad comic and very funny hidden comic.
Now i´m confused.
How do I see the hidden comic?
Hover your mouse just to the right of the top-right corner of the comic, click on the question mark that appears. There’s one for every comic. Now you have to go back and read them all again
God friggin’ dammit. Now I have to re-read every single comic.
Why do people always complain about that?
I think it’s awesome getting to go back and have (almost) every ASP comic I’ve previously enjoyed bring me fresh, new funny.
watch out for smelly cavemen tho…
As a man that is about to propose in real life, I found this to be very sad. But the hidden comic made me smile again. Oh the emotional rollercoaster that is ASP.
just make sure you only do this if your girlfriend is an alcoholic. or in a desert.
Booze to jewelry? Is this a reverse tribute to NetHack? In NetHack, adding an Amethyst to Booze makes fruit juice…
sad!
Soul crushing.
My guess is that this is based on a true story.
The hidden comic?
Booze-to-jewelery is a lesson I’d want to learn.
I thought the moral was “Stfu, Jan.”
Awww.
The hidden comic is awesome!
Sure Jesus can turn water into wine.
But DAVID can turn wine into finely crafted gold and diamonds.
…plus he has that snazzy hat.
teeeheee, hidden was tha best.
HOW IRONIC. Oh wait… *looks up definition of ironic*… No it isn’t.
A friend told me that the dictionary I’d bought was crap. So to prove him wrong, I looked up the definition of “ironic.” But they’d spelled it “ironik.”
Poor man… his attempt to kill laura by suffocating felt apart.
Oh man….that was sad.
;-; That is so sad.
What the…is that homestarrunner on the top?
No, that’s Godslug. Read the FAQ.
Now this is what I’ve been waiting for.
Alt-text really made my day.
traduza isso
plz
Does anyone else notice the nipple on the frisbee?
It’s rubbish… have you ever known a girl who didn’t finish her drink before going on the pull?
Can anyone be more specific on where the hidden comic is? Either that or something’s wrong with my browser
Took me awhile to find it. It is just to the right of the upper right hand corner of the comic (past the tan area, hover over the background)
Every time I think I’ve seen the saddest ASP, I’m wrong.
just like you would have learned to spell joker without an internet speak 0 in place of an o
That’s my name. I’m about to propose. Sad…
the secret comic is win
May be she doesn’t swallow BUT would allow him to bring another chik for the swallowing purpouses. In THAT case, he just lost a big treasure.
yes!!!!
That’s terrible… And sad
Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha. (‘) (,)
”
— Yes, I know I stink at making Faces!
;_;
I love how the simple use of the smudge tool can turn a frown upside down.
I really felt sorry for him =’(
I FUCKING LOVE THE “OR” COMICS
This is one of the most sad things I’ve ever seen. Still, it’s as great an idea as all of your comics, from what I’ve gotten through so far. Only three from the scores that I didn’t find utterly hilarious, or moving in some other way.
This looks like it takes place in the 70s.
Oh man i started listening to the saddest jazz sax when i saw the last panel