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They made a show out of this exact incident. Wasn't very interesting.
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Six Million Dollars

by Wes & Tony on December 15, 2008 at 12:00 am

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  1. Jimmy
    June 11, 2009 at 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    I thought the show would have been as good as the book. I didn’t make it past the theme song.

    • Fishcakes
      November 14, 2010 at 4:42 pm | # | Reply

      Sir,
      That is because the moment a human being hears the words ‘traffic cop’ they immediately hate all things

  2. War
    June 23, 2009 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Thats what he gets for not bringing his stop sign into work.

  3. Jace
    June 26, 2009 at 11:04 am | # | Reply

    Hahahaha. Soooo good.

  4. Fez
    July 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm | # | Reply

    LAUGH OUT LOUD!
    That was excellent.

  5. xaero
    July 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    bad granny

    • mopi
      July 21, 2010 at 6:10 am | # | Reply

      Evil Grandma FTW

  6. bharath
    July 5, 2009 at 7:17 am | # | Reply

    whats the six million dollars abt?
    I thought this is abt “Robocop”!

    • Reality
      July 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know if you’re joking but….

      There was this old 70’s TV series about a horribly injured astronaut who gets bionic implants and becomes a secret agent.

      The implants cost 6 million 70’s dollars so that’s were the title comes from.

  7. Buttface
    July 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, it’s the same gramma from the roofies comic.

  8. GranGER
    July 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Hidden Comic is Hilarious

  9. AMG
    July 26, 2009 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

    …she KNEW. Evil granny.

  10. Sydney Lovely
    July 29, 2009 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

    “Wanted: Grandma for two strikes. One more strike and it’s a killing spree.”

  11. Smiley_face
    July 29, 2009 at 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    One more kill and you get a UAV

    • Anonymous
      December 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply

      If you have hardline, you already have a UAV.

      • Leonard Church
        May 18, 2010 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

        Unless she replaced the UAV for something useful, like the AC130.

  12. Arts Myth
    August 10, 2009 at 5:06 am | # | Reply

    My crossing guard, the stop-light, run over by my mother, the car.

  13. Paul
    August 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    Now I know what the ditditditditdit noise at pedestrian crossings is. Bionic powers.

  14. ceejay
    August 25, 2009 at 10:54 pm | # | Reply

    6 Million Dollar Man was one of my fave shows back in the day!!

  15. capt.
    September 27, 2009 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    That granny has a vendetta against THE LAW…THATS what the show SHOULD have been about!

  16. Chie
    September 27, 2009 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    Me and my husband were both at the computer when this one popped up, we fell over laughing while at the same time I accidentally broke my hubby’s rib cage because he had the misfortune of standing behind my chair.

    • Occam's Laser
      November 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm | # | Reply

      good thing it was just the cage and none of the actual ribs. Nice thinking.

  17. Geoff
    September 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    Best comic to date.

    • Ahura Mazda
      June 1, 2011 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

      Naw, man.

      You’d think that, but we went out a few times and, trust me, this comic is a total bitch.

  18. Dr. Feeluponya
    October 8, 2009 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    Greatest comic yet I loled so loud it scared my wife,,,LOL

  19. feli
    October 22, 2009 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

    vieja de moerda!

  20. Koryn
    October 26, 2009 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    My favorite!

  21. toast
    October 31, 2009 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    did you see the granny’s face? she was driving with a PURPOSE XD

  22. inc
    November 10, 2009 at 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    Yea, she was probably reacting to the mental damage that cousin teddy gave her.

  23. rudolph
    January 1, 2010 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

    This comic reminded me of that south park episode when the old people were like killers when they drove cars lolol

  24. Nighkali
    January 3, 2010 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

    It wasnt the roofies that gramma had that knocked her out. You see, after all her years as a stone-cold fox, she has built up a resistance to both that, alcohol and bullets. What knocked her out was the boring thanks giving, she requires explosion and homocide to keep her awake. She only went with Teddy because there was a promise of hard candies and fire arms. In fact, this comic takes place on the same thanks giving. She offered to drive the getaway car for Teddy. Fortunatly for the crossing guard in this situation, she left him alive, but just enough so that she could come by for a second round when she got bored at thanksgiving again next year

  25. Crazy Dogkennel
    January 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm | # | Reply

    Cousin Teddy just didn’t work out for her 🙁

  26. Jack
    February 17, 2010 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply

    The secret comic made me laugh so hard. Bad, bad granny.

  27. Separat0r
    March 15, 2010 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

    I lol’d to the hidden comic. Great comics, saw one and now I’m here reading every single one of them through.

  28. gnuuuuuuuuu
    April 2, 2010 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

    That is one solidly build Volkswagen. Even the traffic light man didn’t put a dent in it.

  29. Jon
    April 13, 2010 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply

    Man, this is one case where the actual comic made the hidden one funnier!

  30. Nicki
    April 26, 2010 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

    heh, that granny’s dangerous….

  31. Justin
    June 21, 2010 at 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    I wish the cop had a mustache, and that the traffic light had a matching one. That would have just been perfect. Still good though, I <3 ASP.

  32. Kieron
    September 23, 2010 at 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Granny was never the same after that fateful Thanksgiving.

  33. Spartan
    October 8, 2010 at 11:02 am | # | Reply

    I would wear a shirt of the hidden comic,

  34. dameLucky
    January 31, 2011 at 2:42 am | # | Reply

    shame on the cop……………..twice, hahaha.

  35. Evitcartta
    February 8, 2011 at 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    LOL classic!

  36. autisticviking1998
    March 22, 2013 at 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    faching old lady…

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