A man visited a brothel and said he wanted to try something different. The prostitute took out her eye and said, “Try it in there.” Later she asked if he liked it. “It was great,” the guy said. “Oh in that case,” said the prostitute, “Next time I see you in town I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
Hells yeah. Nice cleavage, sweet ass, plump lips… either throw dark glasses on her, if you’re like me, or enjoy the two extra orifices if you’re the average guy on the internet. Win/win.
This one is great. I love this Dad fellow, the one who yelled at the breakfast and of course threw the baseball through the window. He reminds me of the dad character in my husbands comics, usually attempting to somehow destroy his children but they never quite die or get in trouble the way he wants to.
OMG she totally told me about this on the phone and I’m all “girlfriend, why you gotta be wanting to go dating that dumb carless motherfucker anyway when you know Johnny Jockpants got a primo set of wheels.”
She could go on blind dates!
I know. I’ll leave now.
XD
nice one!
*Slaps knee*
ba bum pisshhh
BA-ZING!
I fucking love you
NOOO!!!!!!
dont leave xD
*slow clap*
u sir are…THE MASTER OF LMFAOWROTFLOL(laughing my fat ass of while rolling on the floor laughing out loud)
A man visited a brothel and said he wanted to try something different. The prostitute took out her eye and said, “Try it in there.” Later she asked if he liked it. “It was great,” the guy said. “Oh in that case,” said the prostitute, “Next time I see you in town I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
XD That is…… disgusting -.-
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Haha Win
“WINK HARDER!!!”
Noooo stay some people actually appreciate puns… Judging by the other comments the majority of fans DO!
That was the single best comment i’ve read in this website so far.
that should have been the alt text, you sir are full of win
I think this is the longest comment chain I’ve seen yet…
A cop pulled over a drunk driver. The driver gets arrested and goes to jail.
There’s nothing as tender as a father’s desire to protect his family.
I’d think that would encourage some guys for a couple of reasons…
Molly, I dont know if that was pun was on purose or not…but it was a flawless victory nonetheless
Huh?
Haha I just got the innuendo within an innuendo. Well played.
FTW
Anyone else notice her nipples?
Every male above the age of 12
Except me, apparently… >_>
and me
Every heterosexual male over the age of 12
and me. Im bi.
They already don’t have pupils, for God’s sake. Why does it matter?
“And stop staring down my top, Paul!”
How do you always know!?
Secret comic is sick
The secret comic is the best.
the best-est…lol
She doesn’t even have a nose. HA!
She’s still hot.
Hells yeah. Nice cleavage, sweet ass, plump lips… either throw dark glasses on her, if you’re like me, or enjoy the two extra orifices if you’re the average guy on the internet. Win/win.
This one is great. I love this Dad fellow, the one who yelled at the breakfast and of course threw the baseball through the window. He reminds me of the dad character in my husbands comics, usually attempting to somehow destroy his children but they never quite die or get in trouble the way he wants to.
Haa I love the hidden comic..
All pink shirts at ASP are somewhat transparent..
As far as some guys being encouraged I’m sure there are a few who would appreciate the opportunity to try skull… oh wait that’s inappropriate >.<
No it’s not.
The secret panel scares me…
The eyesockets look delicious.
Dark… but that is why I love it.
OMG she totally told me about this on the phone and I’m all “girlfriend, why you gotta be wanting to go dating that dumb carless motherfucker anyway when you know Johnny Jockpants got a primo set of wheels.”
she also has no nose. cant smell magazines either.
the irony in the secret comic is that shes got no nose
Didn’t see that one coming.
Neither did she
Then go on a BLIND Date!
Dear god…DOUBLE DICK DAVE!!!!
anyone who can fap to Coraline can just put buttons in her eye holes
… Uhhhh… In the hidden comic… THEY DON’T HAVE NOSES!!!!!!!
Just do me a favor and keep writing such trecannht analyses, OK?