Quick logic:
1) most people accidentally die.
2) accidents are mutually exclusive of deliberate actions.
3) If you deliberately kill yourself by accident, it won’t die.
4) If you do it constantly, you won’t ever accidentally or deliberately die.
5) Cancer and old age will still get you though.
Sitting in a cafeteria with a constipated look on your face while you concentrate on not dying will surely kill you…
1) You didn’t actually eat your food, so you might just starve to death…surrounded by food.
2) You haven’t blinked in hours…I’m doubting you will get much sleep, after 72 hours WOW gamers die that way.
3) Eventually you will shit yourself from concentrating so hard, unless you plan on holding it in. In which case, you’ll die of an exploding colon or something.
4) If you do happen to shit yourself, I’m betting you do. You will be seen and smelled and likely die of embarrassment anyway.
I wouldn’t call that embarrasing, I’d call that an accomplishment!
i agree im gonna do what he did and maybe it wont happen to me ROFLMAO
I think they’re waiting for him, not watching him at the table.
they are watching him sit at the table after he is dead which is one of his most embarrassing moments
these people don’t get it
-.- find…………….the…………..hidden…………..comic
funny tape… thats why he didnt want to go there…
What the hell? Marty wets EVERYONE’S pants at homecoming? What does that video entail?!!!
That’s what I was thinking!
Watersports. He was into freaky stuffs.
I can’t believe heaven doesn’t even have a dvd player.
Of course there’s no DVD player in Heaven, the religious extremes are always the last to embrace technology.
VHS make it way more embarassing
Wow. Jimmy is how old and already in heaven. The good die young.
os brasilero aqui o mano
q foi?
cuzão lerdão
no way Jose
É por isso que o país é um atraso.
Quick logic:
1) most people accidentally die.
2) accidents are mutually exclusive of deliberate actions.
3) If you deliberately kill yourself by accident, it won’t die.
4) If you do it constantly, you won’t ever accidentally or deliberately die.
5) Cancer and old age will still get you though.
Sitting in a cafeteria with a constipated look on your face while you concentrate on not dying will surely kill you…
1) You didn’t actually eat your food, so you might just starve to death…surrounded by food.
2) You haven’t blinked in hours…I’m doubting you will get much sleep, after 72 hours WOW gamers die that way.
3) Eventually you will shit yourself from concentrating so hard, unless you plan on holding it in. In which case, you’ll die of an exploding colon or something.
4) If you do happen to shit yourself, I’m betting you do. You will be seen and smelled and likely die of embarrassment anyway.
….Who still uses VHS?
He was supposed to choke on the food
this would achieve the impossible, and make the final destination movies actually suck more.
the best part is, he almost dies in a later comic
Oh god… the random button just sends me back to this comic everytime for all eternyty… noooo!
smart man
Is that his WHOLE family on that cloud?