Here Be Monsters




Here Be Monsters

January 28th, 2008

Discussion (23)¬

  1. LaMpPoStMaFiA says:

    that would blow

  2. Saladtoes says:

    Must not think of hentai… must… not… think… of… hentai… must… oh the hell with it… mhhh, hentai…

  3. [J] says:

    I didn’t see the guy at first. I thought it was just an octopus playing in its own bathtub.

    • Just one thing..... says:

      That actually is the octopus’s own bathtub. that guy just likes to sneak into peoples bathrooms naked.

      • Samba says:

        Maybe he was just gonna ask the octopus for soap…or maybe for a hand to wash his back..

        • thejesus says:

          he is just practicing his tapdancing-on-the-edge-of-strangers-bath-tubs skills…its a very popular sport in hungary

          • csanad baksay says:

            im hungarian you son of a ***** =P

            • Mr Prociutto says:

              so, how’s your xtreem tapdancing skills lately?

            • Anonymous says:

              My Nipples Exploding With Delight!

              • Adam says:

                No quoting Monty Python. You aren’t worthy

                • (says who?) says:

                  I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

                  Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
                  Sir Galahad: I don’t think I was.
                  Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
                  Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
                  Sir Lancelot: No, it’s too perilous.
                  Sir Galahad: Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
                  Sir Lancelot: No, we’ve got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
                  Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
                  Sir Lancelot: No. It’s unhealthy.
                  Sir Galahad: I bet you’re gay.
                  Sir Lancelot: Am not.

                  Large Man with Dead Body: Who’s that then?
                  The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
                  Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
                  The Dead Collector: He hasn’t got shit all over him

                  Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
                  Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
                  Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
                  Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
                  Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
                  Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
                  Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?
                  Sir Lancelot: Blue.
                  Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go

  4. Dreadnougat says:

    Somewhere, somehow, H.P. Lovecraft is laughing his ass off.

  5. Blue Saccharine says:

    Wow, I totally missed the water spigot and thought it was a giant toilet until I read the comments.

  6. stickman says:

    oh hey i ran out of bathtub kraken at my house can i borrow yours?

  7. why is the guy so friggin white?

  8. krainz says:

    nice octopus …..what a nice toy !

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