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Hamster Trainer 2


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You can now toss your Xbox off of a roof, burn your PS3, and squirt mustard inside your Wii because they are now all obsolete. For quite some time we’ve been secretly hoping that someone would make a “Hamster Trainer 2,” flash game inspired by the hidden image of this comic. Yesterday, a kind soul by the moniker Onefifth sent us an email containing the following gem. This is pretty much exactly how we imagined how it would be to play this sweeping virtual epic. Enjoy!

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14 Responses to “Hamster Trainer 2”

  1. Bobert says:

    All I can say is….

    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/madgreendayfan/HAMSTER2.png

  2. Wes says:

    Bobert:

    Thank you for demonstrating that this is one of the few games where performance *improves* with seizures.

  3. Fab says:

    It’s best you don’t let PETA find out about this. They wont be happy.

    On the other hand, I’m sure the classy, formal-dressing sadomasochistic bestiality lovers would.

    Though perhaps not for the best reasons.

  4. Tony says:

    “formal-dressing sadomasochistic bestiality lovers” = “the best reasons”

  5. Fab says:

    I’m never letting you anywhere near my animals or my top hat collection.

  6. Confused says:

    Where is ASP PROPOGANADA BOT when you need him, eh?

    He’d make this all go away…

  7. xy says:

    at least the hamster gets cultured in the end.

  8. Robster the hambot says:

    mmmmm think of all the little hamster burgers u could make…. u could feed a small african neighborhood! *_* must have……. >:}

  9. Undiesclawfoot says:

    Is there a save point in this game?

  10. You really shouldn’t link directly to the swf, it throws it way out of proportion.

  11. Those hamsters have never trained so well in their lives. UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT!!!

  12. JollyRoger says:

    This could very end our Global Economic Crisis!

  13. 5butjam says:

    Woah…who new crawling through old diary posts could be this fun…the moment that hamster appeared was beautiful…

    And the conversation about Formal-dressing bestiality lovers? Sadomasochist formal-dressing bestiality lovers, you can continue to whip that hamster!!!

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