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The Treachery of Owls: A New ASP Shirt!


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We know for a FACT that most of you are browsing the internet without shirts on, which is foolhardy and unsanitary. We have made a shirt to resolve the issue.

OWL

Imagine in your head a perfect world. That’s right; it is a world of owls. Imagine in your head a perfect shirt. That’s right; it is a shirt of owls. For best results, wear this shirt while sporting a bowler and replace your head with a giant green apple.

We’re really happy with this shirt. It is lovingly printed on American Apparel and sold through the dandy folks at Topatoco. Check it out here, and may your torso now skip merrily into realm of surrealism.

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25 Responses to “The Treachery of Owls: A New ASP Shirt!”

  1. xy says:

    but it looks like an owl

  2. Alex says:

    Oh man, this shirt rules. I love Magritte. And owls aren’t bad either.

  3. Thor says:

    That shirt is fucking awesome.

  4. DrN8 says:

    I read the caption to my wife and she said, “you love owls!” (it’s true, I do.)
    then I read the end and she said, “Whoa! Owls AND Magritte? It’s like they’ve known you all your life.” Yes, I said. I love them. “Why don’t you MARRY them?” she said. Don’t be ridiculous honey! i told her.

    Um. You’re not a hot female, are you??

  5. Wes says:

    DrN8,

    No, but hum a few bars and we’ll fake it.

  6. Roxanne says:

    It’s so non sequitur I might just get it

  7. xy says:

    does anyone even speak French these days?

  8. christiann says:

    It’s not an owl? Thank goodness. I’m terrified of owls.

  9. Anonymous says:


    XY Said:
    does anyone even speak French these days?

    Oui! Parce que je suis canadien et cest obligatoire. Je suis desole… moi j’naim pas le francais. :(

  10. Confused says:


    XY Said:
    does anyone even speak French these days?

    Oui! Oarce que je suis canadien et cest obligatoire. Je suis desole… Moi j’naim pas le francais…

  11. xy says:

    oh, right. i forgot about Canada’s duel languages.

    and do you really love French? like really love it?

  12. xy says:

    also, my name is not capitalized.

    also, also, why did you post the same thing twice?

  13. rssl. says:

    We are talking Magritte + Twin Peaks yes? At least that was why I laughed. If I’m incorrect, I rescind my laughter.

  14. p says:

    It’s so non sequitur I might just underneath the kitchen sink in a mayonaisse jar.

  15. Tony says:

    Russell: Yeh!

  16. Confused says:

    j’naim pas = I dont like…

    Knowing this, we can then read that: I do not like french. In fact, loath prob isn’t even a strong enough word…

    As for my two posts, it seems there was a tear in the space-time-continum where my parrallel-universe-self posted the same thing as I did shortly after he purchased the shirt here.

    That or I am an incompetent/irresonsable poster.

  17. Confused says:

    Its the space time continum thing…

    On another note, do you know what shipping costs to alternate dimentions? Phew! Killer.

  18. xy says:

    Confused

    sorry, my French is a little rusty seeing as how i took it for 1 year in high school, which was over 6 years ago now.

  19. Confused says:

    xy:

    Its cool; even so Im impressed you got as much as you did out of that :D

    Besides, its the definition of douch-baggery to be mad at someone for not fully understanding a launguage that is not their own. And I don’t want to be one of THOSE people…

  20. xy says:

    you mean an american?

  21. Confused says:

    No…

    *akward silence*

  22. xy says:

    *crickets*

  23. rssl. says:

    *the eerily distant hoot of owls* ?

  24. Alex says:

    Loathe not strong enough? how about throw some abhor on that bitch

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