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New Site Mascot, Apparently


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I visited Cuil the other day because I love non-sequiturs, and I decided to search for AmazingSuperPowers to see if the lost puppy that is the Cuil engine could find our site. This is a screenshot of what turned up:

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Apparently, Godslug is no longer our mascot. I know what you are thinking: “But I love that slug!” and, “that picture isn’t even on the same server as this site.” But Cuil has spoken, and the Slug has been usurped by a girl in a wheelchair(?) who appears to be really interested in what you are saying. At least this will expand our demographic; we honestly haven’t done that much to advertise to the interested-preteens-with-health-problems community.

So thanks, Cuil, for keeping us informed on what certain websites are really about.

Also, we have perma-links.

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9 Responses to “New Site Mascot, Apparently”

  1. ASP SPAMBOT says:

    NEED DISCOUNT WHEELCHAIRS FAST??!?!?!?!?

    DISCOUNT WHEELCHAIR WHEEL HUT OFFERS THE FINEST SELECTION OF 1-3 WHEEL SECOND HAND WHEELCHAIRS. DELIVERY VANS READY AND STANDING BY. WHY STAND WHEN YOU CAN WHEEL CHAIR FAST?!!?!?!?!?!?!

  2. Wes says:

    Dunno, Spambot, last one-wheel wheelchair I had had a tendency to list to either the right or to the left.

  3. Thor says:

    Last time I bought a second hand discount wheelchair it still had a dead amputee in it. Also a cupholder so it wasn’t a complete loss.

  4. Doc says:

    That girl looks like Abigail Breslin. Maybe you should contact her and have her become your new spokesperson. I’m sure she’ll say yes since she’ll pretty much do anything nowadays.

  5. Lor says:

    Looks like the young girl in heroes…with the power to find anyone…

  6. Dysaniak says:

    Looks like Dakota Fanning…

  7. Alfred says:

    Looks like a girl in a wheelchair.

  8. Asahay says:

    Hahah..funny! At least Cuil is improving now – from slug to a girl :) I wonder what would be next?

    I was not a big fan of cuil when they first showed up till now. I have other SE that I used though aside from Google, and it’s called Find.com – simple and easy to remember. It gives relevant results too.

  9. KCD says:

    Hey Doc, that is Abigail Breslin, from an episode of Grey’s Anatomy where she plays a girl who can’t feel pain.

    Now I think its about time I stop watching so much terrible TV….

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