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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:13:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Silas
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Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:21:11 +0000 http://amazingsuperpowers.com/diary/?p=316#comment-481 i would go behind the nearest waterfall and bring lots of drugs. just imagine taking loads of acid AND fighting zombies! i would go behind the nearest waterfall and bring lots of drugs. just imagine taking loads of acid AND fighting zombies!

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Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:44:52 +0000 http://amazingsuperpowers.com/diary/?p=316#comment-406 That's a write up Whitney! Remind me to contact you if there's ever an outbreak! I'm just stocking up for the financial crisit breakout, which seems more likely than a Zombie outbreak at the moment. That’s a write up Whitney! Remind me to contact you if there’s ever an outbreak! I’m just stocking up for the financial crisit breakout, which seems more likely than a Zombie outbreak at the moment.

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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:11:58 +0000 http://amazingsuperpowers.com/diary/?p=316#comment-193 2 gallons of water (at very least) 1 knife (also good to have a spare) 1 knife sharpener 3 family sized bags of doritos 1 shotgun (breach-loaders are not prefered) 1 ax/hatchet 3 ounces of marijuana (dry) 20 shells (at very least) 10 gallons of high-proof alcohol (it says something about you when you allot more space to alcohol than water) 1 hot female (at very least) food for a week sufficient clothing for a week, maybe even that tux youve been meaning to resurect 10 ounces tobacco (optional) 1 dog (great protection, eases tension, and as an emergency food source*) nails and basic tools (hammer, wrench, screwdriver) porn rope molotovs Assuming that this is indeed a zombie outbreak as everyone thinks it is but which is explicitly stated, I would get your ass outta LA and go find a house in the country. Settle in there, barricade the house, and wait. *as far as the dog for a food source, I wouldnt recommend it...the hot chick might frown upon it =\ 2 gallons of water (at very least)
1 knife (also good to have a spare)
1 knife sharpener
3 family sized bags of doritos
1 shotgun (breach-loaders are not prefered)
1 ax/hatchet
3 ounces of marijuana (dry)
20 shells (at very least)
10 gallons of high-proof alcohol (it says something about you when you allot more space to alcohol than water)
1 hot female (at very least)
food for a week
sufficient clothing for a week, maybe even that tux youve been meaning to resurect
10 ounces tobacco (optional)
1 dog (great protection, eases tension, and as an emergency food source*)
nails and basic tools (hammer, wrench, screwdriver)
porn
rope
molotovs

Assuming that this is indeed a zombie outbreak as everyone thinks it is but which is explicitly stated, I would get your ass outta LA and go find a house in the country. Settle in there, barricade the house, and wait.

*as far as the dog for a food source, I wouldnt recommend it…the hot chick might frown upon it =\

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Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:38:00 +0000 http://amazingsuperpowers.com/diary/?p=316#comment-189 wait are we talking about the retarded slow moving zombies or the crazy fast run at you even if they have no arms type? wait are we talking about the retarded slow moving zombies or the crazy fast run at you even if they have no arms type?

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Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:34:02 +0000 http://amazingsuperpowers.com/diary/?p=316#comment-188 stay in LA and just start killing zombies, if anything you'll feel better about it being the end of the world once you kill everyone that you hate stay in LA and just start killing zombies, if anything you’ll feel better about it being the end of the world once you kill everyone that you hate

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