Mapon August 14, 2013 at 5:00 am
Isn’t it crazy that most amusement park rides basically exist to challenge your sense of mortality? Being jolted, twisted, and thrown about on a rollercoaster probably doesn’t feel all that different than being on a jumbo jet that’s crashing into the Atlantic ocean. Maybe we should lose the pretense and all amusement park rides should all be based on various disaster scenarios. Not only would you get to have some safe fun, but you’d also walk away feeling more prepared for your inevitable doom at the hands of a crash/fire/volcano. The only rides that are based on disaster scenarios all seem to be based on fake disaster scenarios, such as the Jurassic Park ride. The solution here, of course, is to make these scenarios (and dinosaurs) REAL. This is common sense stuff, people!
Anyone who would get on the more extreme rides has to be a bit crazy, so his shirt should really say “YOU ARE NOT ALL HERE.”
“The map is not the …. oh, nevermind”
~ Alfred Korzybski
I see what you did there 😉
That description has made more sense than anything you have ever written before… what is happening?
Free t shirt with park maps! Yes!
Wow, so, wherever I am, this map will show I am here. Freaky.
I want that shirt.
Best… Shirt… Ever!
Not in this context per se, but I would love a “You are here” shirt.
Steven Wright joke!
At least he didn’t get the “toilets”shirt
Love this one and love your comments. You got it!
Ok, seriously craving a ”full-size map” You Are Here shirt right now.
Who needs a GPS? With that shirt, you’ll always know where you are!