Let’s get real about about toast for a second. Actually, no, let’s get real about TOASTED SANDWICHES for a second. When are service people going to stop asking, “Do you want your sandwich toasted?”
When has anyone ever said “no” to that! It’s like a teacher asking you to choose between getting an A and getting an A+. Pretty obvious answer, people!
Now, maybe you have a medical excuse for not getting your sandwich toasted. Maybe you have pudding skin for gums, I don’t know. But then, maybe you shouldn’t be eating sandwiches! You should be eating, like pudding skins.
Look, all I’m saying is that I had a toasted turkey sandwich last night and it was super-so-good. It had avocado. And basil.