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If I had known that all I needed to be a successful assassin was to be a gun-happy smart ass I would be following a different career path now.
The path into the ground.
As in a graveyard.
As in you’d be dead.
I bet the photo was a picture of itself.
Does that then make it a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture … xInfinite of itself?
yes… yes it does
Did he replace the desk in the hidden panel, or is that desk self-healing? What sort of wood is that thing made of? Did it spit out the bullets or did they pass through? Why am I asking you all these questions?
Hehe, I thought about something similar. I wondered why the hidden comic isn’t about the boss asking for medical attention because the bullets went through the desk and into his legs.
I’m about to destroy all of your free time today. The answer to your questions can be found by leaving your mouse pointer on the comic until text appears. Here’s the doozy though; that works on every ASP comic, so now you have to go re-read them all! Have fun…
Sorry to disappoint you, but that doesn’t answer the questions at all.
It’s a weredesk.
No way I’d pay $10,000 to a guy who just shot me in the crotch.
That’s the only condition on which I’d pay a man $10,000.
Man, where do you get your crotch shooters? That seems like a great rate! I can never seem to pay less than $35,000!
Fast, man, he’s fast!
I thought that little crease under his mouth (I guess the cleft of his chin) was his mouth. In the second panel, he looks very happy to have his desk shot!
He does have a little smile in the second panel…
That guy with the photo, the crystal ball and the clock on the shelf are also witnesses – better shoot the whole place up!
Crystal ball? Please, this guy is high class. That, good sir, is a collectible snow globe.
Lucky that guy wore briefs today!
Now, if we could just get the target to shop at Target ….
In the end, he had to pay the guy 30,000 dollars, because would _you_ want to anger a lunatic with a gun?
Isn’t the client a witness too?
Just cut your losses and pay the man.
I didn’t know Letterman was moonlighting as a hitman…
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