Rules In Heavenon September 28, 2011 at 7:00 am
A comic exists despite Tony making a nest while Wes went on secret covert missions…whoops.
Also! We received lots of good entries for the ASP Anniversary Contest, and it looks like we’ll be announcing winners on Monday! Thanks to everyone who entered, you guys are the BEST.
now I really want to get into heaven
I’ve never thought of it like that…
I kind of wish God said something more insulting then buttbrain
Yeah… “Fuck-face” would have been awesome!
Huh? What could be more insulting than “Buttbrain?” You think you can come up with better insults than GOD?
I’d imagine that a god’s purple nurples are cataclysmic.
what do you think caused the great flood?
a great deal of rain….
God is a jerkface?
That explains everything!
No wonder Lucifer left.
He couldnt take the nuclear apocalypse wedgies
Yeah, the wuss!
So if people who do bad things go to hell and can’t do the mean things they want to do, does that mean that everybody has to be super nice?
wow, god is cool!! i’m becoming religious thanks to u guys!
so yeah I have no idea what kinda crazy shit my son has been feedin to this peter guy but there has been a lot more cat-skinning around here ever since I let the mothafucka in
Hey, you’re not God. How dare you impersonate me!
Follow ya boi on Twitter. @Da_Real_God
also I’m hooked on crystal meth. Sorry for the impersonating-thing paps
I’m Christian, but i laughed really hard when i read this… now i feel really bad
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned – it has been two weeks since I purple-nurpled the next door neighbour whose ass I covet…”
Well, waiting for the world to end must get really frustrating
oh haha i see why this is funny now…because there IS NO god! haha
You have to follow this up with one about Satan and all the people in Hell.
It mad me laff so hard my bro wondered wat was goin on
Went HAM and Twisted that nipple as if it was a twizzler and smack a bitch and him say aye.. Lmfao
‘later me and some the guys are gonna skin a live cat if you want in on that’
I wouldnt do that if i were in heaven
I imagine GOD as a light.