And a comic stumbles drunkenly into the room! It’s here even though Tony hucked some strawberries while Wes was being snappy.
This product blows 'knife' out of the water.
And a comic stumbles drunkenly into the room! It’s here even though Tony hucked some strawberries while Wes was being snappy.
This product blows 'knife' out of the water.
i take 4!
I take 9!
Say, you look like a guy who has trouble with door to door salesmen Blood all over his carpet! Do I have a product for you!
*BAM* Now… what product are you selling ? Hello ??
HUH?
You’re sick… and that’s just lovely!
He should have a body of a dead police officer handy in case they ever come looking for him
Also great for fishing!
Everything about this; The Comic, the Hidden Comic (which I assure new people doesn’t exist) and the alt text are absolutely amazing. Does Gunco have a breakfast cereal?
Yes, it is called Gun Flakes. It has 1000% of your daily recommended serving of lead. It isn’t so much manufactured as just a compilation whatever people find at a shooting range.
gunco. ftw
unfortunately, this is how Billy Mays actually died.
shame on you guys. too soon. :’(
Please. Everyone knows Billy Mays died fighting for the amazing cleaning powers of Oxy-Clean, while battling wizard bears on top of Mt. Everest. The battle finally ended anfter three years, when Billy Mays Oxy-Cleaned the mountain off the face of the Earth… Killing himself and the wizard bears. He will always go down in history as an hero, who died fighting for what he believed in… And sold.
an hero? I don’t believe this story one bit. There is a grammar error!
Actually, using “an” before a word that starts with h is grammatically correct. Don’t ask me why, it just is. This is Grammar Nazi, signing out.
grammatical error
That was purposely put in there. Apparently you don’t spend that much time on the seedier side of the Internet.
an hero? I can’t believe after all the fighting Billy Mays ends up killing himself. Why Billy? WHY??!!!!
Why? To preseve the American Dream (and as a promotional stunt for Oxy Clean), so that future generations could freely enjoy the amazing stain fighting powers of Oxy-Clean… That’s why. So the next time you look up at the night’s sky, just know that Billy Mays is looking down at you… And if you buy enough Oxy-Clean he might come to your house and do magic tricks.
Billy Mays wishes he had a GunTM
Not true -.o
Billy mays just had cardiac arrest, who said anything about a gun?
I just took care of a ratty driveway sealer who came to my door. Thanks, Gunco!
Such an action would be considered the height of humor in my country.
The absolute height.
such an act would be considered worthy of a medal in my country ^^
Such an act would be considered courteous in my country!
Such an act would be considered suicide in my country.
Acid
What a paradox * brain hurts*
the last frame of the secret comic is awesome
…its only one frame
The first frame of the secret comic (which doesn’t exist) is equally as awesome.
Rippa! What an amazing product. Makes me wish door-to-door salesmen weren’t illegal in Australia.
Then again, maybe not.
After CuddleCo got him rejected at every door. The salesman solves his and the customers problems with GunCo. Shame, all he wanted was to be loved.
Guns don’t kill people, salesmen do.
Oh the post-modernity!
I prefer an AK47.
best amazing superpowers in some time
Brill-iant.
Death of a Salesman Reloaded
I used to think annoying people were a part of life you couldn’t control! But NOW thanks to GUN Co. I am able to go anywhere I want FREE OF ANNOYANCES! Motor mouth in your movie theater? Driver cuts you off? NOT ANYMORE! This product will change your life much like it did my own! Now banks give me free money! Women just CANT SAY NO! LITERALLY!
But I can’t do this all day! So order now and I’ll throw in a free ShamBlood! The ShamBlood is THE BEST ITEM for getting those STICKY, RED messes that we all hate off your floor!
did he shoot one of the dead people in the hidden comic in the dick? D:
This product gets rid of those pesky salesman, annoying neighbors and their loud dogs, along with neighborhood kids and pretty much anyone that you don’t feel should live after trespassing on your lawn… Thanks GunCo.TM
i laughed the last 4 times i saw it..:D this makes history,,
I’ll take 2!
Solving people since 500 AD.
If you buy now you get an instant ghost and that booklight that randomly comes with a snuggie