Be grateful there is a comic here because Tony was eaten by a wolf while Wes was hanging out in an abandoned amusement park.
Dad why did you name me “Remember to feed the Dog?”
“We don’t even have a dog.”
“Not anymore we don’t.”
Dad, why did you name me “Remember to buy condoms”?
Every kid is a constant reminder of that.
The above reply = Major Winsauce
That comment was GENIUS
My side hurts.
Dad why did you name me “Remember to breathe”?
Funny! I like ;D
That dad really is clever. Mean but clever. I suppose that if you have a bad memory you develop coping strategies. Kind of admirable in a way.
beer and cereal — breakfast of champions
Dad, why did you name me “Yo Dawg I herd you like names so we put a name in yo name so you can be addressed while you’re addressed”?
Because son, I am a victim of the internet meme scene. Now go tell your sister “And Ima let yo finish” that supper is ready.
“Hey, why was I named Repeat? Why can’t I be Pete?”
Because son, you’re the twin that was born 2nd. It’s obvious.
so THAT’s what happened to the dog in the last comic..
the hidden comic absolutely killed me!
Screechin’ Beetles and beer makes for good name selection
this is almost as good as crack
maybe this is how Micheal Jackson’s kid got his name
hahaha awesome, as always.
Yo dawg, why did you name me “ABCD”? Um cuz I’m illiterate yo.
don’t worry though, you say it like mercedes
Oh and son… ask me that again in ten days. I promice you I’ll tell you why I named you.
At least he wasn’t called “Gimme Some Man Boy Lovin.”
I also noted the Screechin’ Beetles cereal box!
You probably should have switched “OH SHI-” with “HHHNNNNNNGGGGG” to be more accurate.
“Dad, why did you name me Remember to check Amazing Super Powers Mondays and Thursdays?”
Ah, but you are on it on… A TUESDAY!!!!
Don’t ask me why I took the time to look that up.
ya, especially since the comics dont come out on mondays and tuesdays anymore… he would be screwed
WITH SOULS OF THUNDER AND HEARTS OF STEEL!!!!
and huge packets of ketchup….never forget the ketchup….
very nice i love it!!!
and theyre dead! did they have heart attacks too?
Dad, why did you name me “remind me to sell my first born into slavery when he gets old enough to speak in full sentences”?
This one is great!
Major Winsauce…..sounds like it should be the name of a character.
Who says its breakfast time? I eat cerial at 3 in the afternoon at times.
It’s entirely unacceptable that this webcomic hasn’t made Wes&Tony obscenely wealthy.
Their first kid is named, “Remember to pick a better name next time.”
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