Satisfaction




Satisfaction

July 6th, 2009

We found the time to pull today’s comic out of the darkest depths of the ocean despite Wes losing all of his organs in a card game and Tony getting crushed by falling home electronics.


Discussion (51)¬

  1. R Kelly says:

    I dont get what supposed to be funny about this. Seems perfectly normal to me

  2. nico says:

    I had 10 seconds of “what the hell is that supposed to mean?”… then I got it and I’m still laughing. Pure genius.

  3. Albert says:

    I’m not sure what the jellyfish is supposed to be about. Is urine that is supposed to stop the sting of a jellyfish or something?

  4. Puddle of Fudd says:

    Damn, I hate it when I find my jellyfish in my soup and then this happens.

  5. xy says:

    so awesomely sick and disgusting. no other could pull this off and make me laugh.

  6. yay says:

    Awesome… understanding lag makes every joke better.

  7. heather says:

    WRONG yet HISTERICAL

  8. The LoGuns says:

    Man he got that belt undone quick

  9. Rupert says:

    I watched the jellyfish episode of friends earlier today…. Now I’m more scared about this site’s link to my sanity….

  10. Yer Mum says:

    Yay, watersports?

    Question: if the woman hates urine so much, why does it look like she’s having pee soup?

  11. JBizzy says:

    Again with the nipples! Good work. Also, hilarious comic. Also also, hilarious hidden comic.

  12. Andrew says:

    dude his nipples are hella weird.

  13. that one chic says:

    lol nipples… Thats men for u, they always have to get their way…

  14. abitdark says:

    Heheheheheheh….

    ewwwwww……

  15. Mike says:

    Ironically Swiss Chalet soup can cure what ails her… they pee in the soup

  16. DiuDiu says:

    Nyargh! I didn’t notice the nipples until I read the comments. NOW I CAN’T STOP LOOKING.

  17. sublimesruca says:

    bahaha well done! one of my favorites I think, love his creeper face in the last frame of the original comic, the hidden comic just echoed the hilarity! keep up the good work! :)

  18. shinshi says:

    i love his face in the last panel. he is going to enjoy that shit so much. or perhaps, that piss so much.

  19. andey says:

    I can see roger and his jelly fish planting capers becoming a recuring theme on ASP :P

  20. prophet says:

    For the last week or so my browser hasn’t been able to find the easter egg. Very frustrating.

  21. Water Sports says:

    why is she assuming its ’soup’….

  22. Bubba says:

    You can actually get jellyfish (without the stinging parts) at some Chinese buffets.

    Apparently it has little or no flavor of its own, because it tastes like whatever it’s cooked with – green onion in my experience.

    They should just do a total 180 and turn it into a fruit-flavored spread.
    (Jellyfish jelly? Sounds like something Spongebob Squarepants would eat!)

  23. nikia jonez says:

    wheres the secret panel anymore?

  24. chris morton says:

    so funny! my friends and i were just discussing urine and jellyfish in the jacuzzi yesterday! you guys so have ESPN!

  25. Fez says:

    Furry handcuffs DO keep the swelling down!
    Oh man this was pure genius.

  26. FloydR says:

    I’ve always really liked this comic, but this one raises it to a whole new respect level. Great.

  27. stang says:

    why don’t the women in the comic have hard nipples anymore

  28. Gazared says:

    Is he wearing purple undies?

  29. help says:

    I am not english and I dont understand. Please, some help, explanations. PLEASE

  30. Mr E says:

    Before i read the comments I thought it was that white thing what he wanted to get to teh girls mouth

  31. Jonoian says:

    Sick.

  32. lawl says:

    Explanation of joke:
    It’s common knowledge that you pee on the area stung by a jellyfish.. and she got stung in the mouth- I wonder how her husband will help her and himself at the same time..hMmm?

  33. L says:

    That is a determined man. Bravo

  34. Samba says:

    words fail me as I try to captivate how ridiculously funny this is, on so many levels. Well, played, gentlemen, well played.

  35. qwerty says:

    EWWWWWWWW
    though made me laugh too

  36. dudeofdudez says:

    he has to pee on her b/c of the jellyfish

  37. Rain says:

    although, a “jellyfish” or sea-jelly stings by the use of cnidocytes which are cells filled with venom. most of the cnidocytes wont go off with the first sting but will stick in the flesh….urine or any contact will help trigger more of these cells into filling the body with the venom…good times

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