Comments on: Fortune Cookies (59 Comments)

By: Dijon

Dijon — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:13:02 +0000

Am I the only one that is seeing a correlation between “in bed” and “that’s what she said!”?

By: Chalupita39

Chalupita39 — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:35:32 +0000

Why does that make you sad?? Prostitution is a great money-maker!

By: Ahura Mazda

Ahura Mazda — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:54:25 +0000

That fortune can be interpreted asexually?

I thought a saddle and reins were prerequisites for sex.
…I guess your mother and I are going to have to have an awkward conversation…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 01:30:00 +0000

My favorite fortune cookie I ever got has to be: “Trust him, but don’t take your eyes off him.”

Kind of weird when you’re at a Chinese buffet with all your friends who, after it’s been passed around, all look at you and say “Shhhh. Just trust me.”

By: Leata

Leata — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 00:44:25 +0000

Last time I got a fortune Cookie it said You will be surrounded by True Friends…. In Bed